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[gollum]

@Virgil with spooge all over her back and stuff?

@Hooroo said in Ads on TV:

I have not seen that and am feeling left out!!!

I never get that, its not my splooge. And even if it was I don't want to interact with it - once its left the pipe its on its own & it should head off as far from me as possible & seek it's fortune.

So a picture of Kate with some guys load on her doesn't make me think "Wow, I would like to lick her all over & hoover up some guys load!". More "you go have a shower young lady while I change the sheets & open a window. You should also brush & dont spare the listerine"

[jegga]

@gollum said in Ads on TV:

@Virgil with spooge all over her back and stuff?

@Hooroo said in Ads on TV:

I have not seen that and am feeling left out!!!

I never get that, its not my splooge. And even if it was I don't want to interact with it - once its left the pipe its on its own & it should head off as far from me as possible & seek it's fortune.

So a picture of Kate with some guys load on her doesn't make me think "Wow, I would like to lick her all over & hoover up some guys load!". More "you go have a shower young lady while I change the sheets & open a window. You should also brush & dont spare the listerine"

You've a lot of thought into that, maybe too much.

[Kruse]

@Virgil said in Ads on TV:

Fuck I love burgers.

I am usually not a fan of burgers, but after reading this thread - it was a no-brainer that I'd be heading to my local for a burger.

[gollum]

@jegga said in Ads on TV:

So a picture of Kate with some guys load on her doesn't make me think "Wow, I would like to lick her all over & hoover up some guys load!". More "you go have a shower young lady while I change the sheets & open a window. You should also brush & dont spare the listerine"

You've a lot of thought into that, maybe too much.

I think we've all been in a situation where a girl goes "On my boobs!" & you go "if you say so" & then she says "Cuddle me" & you go "I have made a terrible decision."

[Tim]

@gollum That's why a gentleman always carries a handkerchief.

[Crucial]

@gollum said in Ads on TV:

@jegga said in Ads on TV:

So a picture of Kate with some guys load on her doesn't make me think "Wow, I would like to lick her all over & hoover up some guys load!". More "you go have a shower young lady while I change the sheets & open a window. You should also brush & dont spare the listerine"

You've a lot of thought into that, maybe too much.

I think we've all been in a situation where a girl goes "On my boobs!" & you go "if you say so" & then she says "Cuddle me" & you go

FIFY

[jegga]

@gollum said in Ads on TV:

@jegga said in Ads on TV:

So a picture of Kate with some guys load on her doesn't make me think "Wow, I would like to lick her all over & hoover up some guys load!". More "you go have a shower young lady while I change the sheets & open a window. You should also brush & dont spare the listerine"

You've a lot of thought into that, maybe too much.

I think we've all been in a situation where a girl goes "On my boobs!" & you go "if you say so" & then she says "Cuddle me" & you go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

Far more realistic.

[taniwharugby]

I really like those Trivago ads...nomidea what they are about, but good to watch.