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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @Paekakboyz said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @antipodean that's more my bladder šŸ˜‚

    Shit. That moment when you realise the aging thread is for you after all!

    It’s all good to have another kid at your age , you’re getting up in the middle of the night anyway.

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    Life hack for those finding they have to get up in the night, I had this issue a good year before I made this change on recommendation from a GP during a prostate check

    Just before bed before your start your night time routine go to the toilet, then run your routine eg floss, brush teeth..skin regime for you fancy folk and finish with going to the toilet again. Something to do with bladder having trouble emptying on the first go when you get older. Anyway apart from your Mrs thinking what the hell am I doing in there it seems to have done the trick and I'm usually good till about 6am.

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    @jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    The origin of the faeces is unknown. Hypothetically, if you were a victim would you prefer it was his turds that he collected or he’d visited a farm and scooped up animal shit?

    Stuff

    There's a Darwin joke there somewhere

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    I thought that he was French.

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    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50597405

    I could definity see an upside of this in the home.

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    https://summit.news/2019/12/02/britains-first-transgender-couple-to-allow-their-5-year-old-child-to-begin-transition

    *checks to see if they are still taking volunteers for Mars colonisation

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    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/teach-me/117899068/celebrities-are-sunning-their-pereniums-you-should-not

    Think of the most stupid things you can do and market them as health treatments - someone's probably already beaten you to it!

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    Australia taking it too far again...

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    @Stockcar86 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Australia taking it too far again...

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    🤢🤢🤢🤮

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    #739

    Genius idea

    Edit - damn @jegga beat me to it in the awesome thread

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    @No-Quarter Well, it is both awesome and stupid.

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    ![alt text](image url)

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    @Stockcar86 "Dark"

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    Sycamore Brewing in Canada put a picture of reindeer shagging on their beer cans.

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    Sycamore Brewing received a spanking from Canada's Alcohol Law Enforcement (ALE), which will punish the brewery for making a beer can with cartoon reindeer having sex.

    From Vice:

    [T]he label likely violated the agency's rules prohibiting obscene material, and the brewery didn't submit it for approval before producing the cans either. As a result, Sycamore will most likely face a fine of between $500 and $1,000.

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    @nzzp wait...isn't this something you could well see at the zoo, on TV anytime or even just stepping out your door in much of the world?

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    Artist makes art installation of bananas, sells it for $120000 someone eats a banana from it . Apparently he’s ā€œ added tension ā€œ to the artwork and the bananas have to be replaced when they rot anyway the $120000 was for the certicate .
    I think we have reached peak artwank for 2019

    Morgan PhillipsĀ Ā /Ā Ā Dec 6, 2019Ā Ā /Ā Ā 02:45

    New York man eats Art Basel banana that sold for $120G

    New York man eats Art Basel banana that sold for $120G

    Remember the banana duct taped to wall and labeled ā€œartā€ that sold for $120,000? Well, on Saturday a New York man walked up to the art installation and ate the banana.

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    Vegan eats meat feels healthier than they have in years . In other news water is wet .

    Michael HollanĀ Ā /Ā Ā Dec 7, 2019Ā Ā /Ā Ā 02:45

    Vegan influencer eats meat for 30 days, shocks fans by saying she's healthier than she's 'felt in years'

    Vegan influencer eats meat for 30 days, shocks fans by saying she's healthier than she's 'felt in years'

    Well, that’s a big change.

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    @jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Artist makes art installation of bananas, sells it for $120000 someone eats a banana from it . Apparently he’s ā€œ added tension ā€œ to the artwork and the bananas have to be replaced when they rot anyway the $120000 was for the certicate .
    I think we have reached peak artwank for 2019

    Morgan PhillipsĀ Ā /Ā Ā Dec 6, 2019Ā Ā /Ā Ā 02:45

    New York man eats Art Basel banana that sold for $120G

    New York man eats Art Basel banana that sold for $120G

    Remember the banana duct taped to wall and labeled ā€œartā€ that sold for $120,000? Well, on Saturday a New York man walked up to the art installation and ate the banana.

    I'm convinced money laundering is absolutely rife in the modern art world.

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    @No-Quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Artist makes art installation of bananas, sells it for $120000 someone eats a banana from it . Apparently he’s ā€œ added tension ā€œ to the artwork and the bananas have to be replaced when they rot anyway the $120000 was for the certicate .
    I think we have reached peak artwank for 2019

    Morgan PhillipsĀ Ā /Ā Ā Dec 6, 2019Ā Ā /Ā Ā 02:45

    New York man eats Art Basel banana that sold for $120G

    New York man eats Art Basel banana that sold for $120G

    Remember the banana duct taped to wall and labeled ā€œartā€ that sold for $120,000? Well, on Saturday a New York man walked up to the art installation and ate the banana.

    I'm convinced money laundering is absolutely rife in the modern art world.

    For sure there is . The art world does attract morons too though .

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    Don't start me on anti money laundering rules. That is some stupid shit.

    Selling a property at the moment is fucking ridiculous. How do you prove where the money came from 10 years ago? Apparently "I worked for 3 decades to earn it" isn't good enough. Fuckwits.

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