Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@jegga See Twitter thread.
Hard to multi task while I’m sunning my sphincter.
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@jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@jegga See Twitter thread.
Hard to multi task while I’m sunning my sphincter.
Doesn't take long and you can instantly feel a surge of energy!
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The sun actually shines OUT of my asshole... so I'm unsure if I need to set up in front of a mirror or something??
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@Paekakboyz said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The sun actually shines OUT of my asshole... so I'm unsure if I need to set up in front of a mirror or something??
A perpetual motion machine.
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@antipodean that's more my bladder 😂
Shit. That moment when you realise the aging thread is for you after all!
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@Paekakboyz said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@antipodean that's more my bladder 😂
Shit. That moment when you realise the aging thread is for you after all!
It’s all good to have another kid at your age , you’re getting up in the middle of the night anyway.
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Life hack for those finding they have to get up in the night, I had this issue a good year before I made this change on recommendation from a GP during a prostate check
Just before bed before your start your night time routine go to the toilet, then run your routine eg floss, brush teeth..skin regime for you fancy folk and finish with going to the toilet again. Something to do with bladder having trouble emptying on the first go when you get older. Anyway apart from your Mrs thinking what the hell am I doing in there it seems to have done the trick and I'm usually good till about 6am.
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@jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The origin of the faeces is unknown. Hypothetically, if you were a victim would you prefer it was his turds that he collected or he’d visited a farm and scooped up animal shit?
There's a Darwin joke there somewhere
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50597405
I could definity see an upside of this in the home.
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*checks to see if they are still taking volunteers for Mars colonisation
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Think of the most stupid things you can do and market them as health treatments - someone's probably already beaten you to it!
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Australia taking it too far again...
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@No-Quarter Well, it is both awesome and stupid.
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@Stockcar86 "Dark"
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Sycamore Brewing in Canada put a picture of reindeer shagging on their beer cans.
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Sycamore Brewing received a spanking from Canada's Alcohol Law Enforcement (ALE), which will punish the brewery for making a beer can with cartoon reindeer having sex.From Vice:
[T]he label likely violated the agency's rules prohibiting obscene material, and the brewery didn't submit it for approval before producing the cans either. As a result, Sycamore will most likely face a fine of between $500 and $1,000.