Grumpy Old Man

mariner4life

Booked an isolated hotel on the Nth Yorkshire moor for a bit of R&R.

Order a pint and sit down with a book by the fire and some fluffybunny sits down and starts watching the racing from Doncaster at near full fucking volume on his iPad.

if you didn't immediately ask what he's on, and open a betting app, then YOU are the problem

MN5

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

scribe

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

mariner4life

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

Fellate Navidad

lucky navidad

dogmeat

@mariner4life is that why Jose Feliciano's blind?

MN5

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Bones

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.

MN5

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.

If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material

Victor Meldrew

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick

I actually don't mind that one.

But now I'll always think of teeth when I hear it

MN5

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick

I actually don't mind that one.

But now I'll always think of teeth when I hear it

His teeth are better than his voice to be fair

Nepia

The best way to avoid Xmas songs is to avoid the shopping malls, which is what I do for all of December. Luckily I have a music free supermarket too.

Although I did just watch the Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas special so have heard The Pogues.

Victor Meldrew

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.

If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material

I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....

Oh, and it's snowing.

Bones

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.

If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material

I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....

Oh, and it's snowing.

and a fellate navidad to you toooo

Victor Meldrew

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.

If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material

I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....

Oh, and it's snowing.

and a fellate navidad to you toooo

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Bones

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.

If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material

I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....

Oh, and it's snowing.

and a fellate navidad to you toooo

Your Autocorrect settings are showing.

nom nom

Bones

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

And another thing..

I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.

But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?

That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )

The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.

Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.

Or maybe Mariah Carey.

Or Michael Buble.

No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.

The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad

I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.

Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.

If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material

Would you look at what just showed up on Fesshole.

Victor Meldrew

This could go in any number of threads...

We recently bought 100ml of fragrance oil to make some candles as Christmas gifts - sum total of £6.99. It arrived with eight double-sided A4 pages of safety and hazard information to comply with EU regulations.

WTAF?

Bones

@Victor-Meldrew Gwyneth visiting for Xmas?

Victor Meldrew

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew Gwyneth visiting for Xmas?

Bloody hope not. The fragrance is Woodsmoke and Leather.

Bones

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew Gwyneth visiting for Xmas?

Bloody hope not. The fragrance is Woodsmoke and Leather.

That still leaves it up in the air.

The Silver Fern

Grumpy Old Man