Bad/Lame Jokes
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Cycled to local shop to buy a bottle of gin for the Easter weekend, but as I put it in my basket I thought, What if I fall off my bike and break it?
So I drank it all outside the shop.Good thing I did. I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
Sounds like my Uncle Vincent who used to cycle down from Naenae to Waiwhetu every Christmas and Easter with a bottle of Scotch to share with my dad.
Always arrived in one piece and never spilled a drop - which is more than can be said for blood he lost from falling off on the way back.
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South Africa stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title
South Africa have just been stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title, World Rugby have announced in a shocking statement this morning.
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We've been woken at night for the last couple of weeks by a visiting cat meowing outside our window (this is actually true). Last night it jumped up and put its head and shoulders on the window sill.
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@Victor-Meldrew Cos he's worth it
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I’ve just heard that the singer Enya has bought an English Premiership rugby team. The first three fixtures are:
Sale (A)
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’ve just heard that the singer Enya has bought an English Premiership rugby team. The first three fixtures are:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)I might have smirked a bit if you’d shared this one in the late 90s
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it's doubtful that you would have grasped it back then, so I've been saving it.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
it's doubtful that you would have grasped it back then, so I've been saving it.
Incorrect. Music is all I know
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A joke walks into a bar limping. That’s my lame joke for the day.
