Movie review thread...
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@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@snowy I remember chuckling while reading a summary of novelisations on Wikipedia, which included the detail that Lisa Harrow's character was impregnated by Damien via their anal intercourse, and that she gave birth to some abomination that was delivered out of her ass.
We've all been there, I recall a particularly large meal at the Lone star in Napier and the mrs said I appeared to be carrying a food baby. She wasn't amused when I suggested a few hours later she should call her sister who a midwife because I was sure I was crowning.
It's the response to this sort of high quality humour that proves why you can't reassign gender at the stroke of a pen.
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Ah, here we are:
The fourth novel, Omen IV: Armageddon 2000, was entirely unrelated to the fourth movie, but continued the story of Omen III following the one-night stand between Damien Thorn and Kate Reynolds in that film. This affair included an act of sodomy and thence Kate gave rectal "birth" to another diabolical entity called "the Abomination" in the Omen IV novel.
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@majorrage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
First Blood (Rambo)
'twas on last night when I was about to hit the hay, but as we all know, first rule of being a man is that when Rambo is on, you watch Rambo.
5 Rambo's out of 5 Rambo's.
Because Rambo.
Never gets old. As good a story as Rocky and should have been recognised as such come Oscar time.
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@majorrage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
First Blood (Rambo)
'twas on last night when I was about to hit the hay, but as we all know, first rule of being a man is that when Rambo is on, you watch Rambo.
5 Rambo's out of 5 Rambo's.
Because Rambo.
one of the all-time great movie reviews.
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From Dusk to Dawn.
OMFG How hot is Salma Hayek?
5 hot table dancers out of 5 vampire demons.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
From Dusk to Dawn.
OMFG How hot is Salma Hayek?
5 hot table dancers out of 5 vampire demons.
Even better in el mariachi
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
From Dusk to Dawn.
OMFG How hot is Salma Hayek?
5 hot table dancers out of 5 vampire demons.
Even better in el mariachi
Oops, Desperado
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@majorrage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
First Blood (Rambo)
'twas on last night when I was about to hit the hay, but as we all know, first rule of being a man is that when Rambo is on, you watch Rambo.
5 Rambo's out of 5 Rambo's.
Because Rambo.
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@bovidae said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@canefan Those two Robert Rodriguez movies are great. I'll even excuse Tarantino's acting.
Was he in one of those? I seem to remember him getting shot in the face after gulping down a warm beer but I thought that was From Dusk til Dawn? Shout out for Danny Trejo, he is the ultimate Mexican tough. He was excellent in Machete, which also featured that MILF Jessica Alba
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Tarantino and Clooney were brothers in from Dusk Til Dawn I thought
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@mikethesnow there were brothers in the Dusk til Dawn Series, that is based on the movie.
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@mikethesnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Tarantino and Clooney were brothers in from Dusk Til Dawn I thought
Yes, the Gecko brothers.