Dying
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One thing that fucking sucks about aging - digestion issues. Dairy gives me a crook gut now. Lactose free cheddar is a godsend, but trying to find a decent ice cream substitute, holy shit (I will fight to the death for dessert.) Not only crazy expensive (11 or 12 bucks for like 450ml) but taste like the bottom of a goddamned birdcage. I do have sorbet, but need to watch the sugar/artificial flavour and colour content also.
I'm pissed off even writing this.
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@Mokey Yeah my wife, and son (poor bugger) are the same. Ben n Jerries diary free is awesome. Expensive, but worth it.
In the future it should improve, wife wen to UK recently, so much lacto-free stuff there.
As we get more and more asian population, the market will get bigger here. Like dealing with alcohol (from thousands of years brewing tea instead of brewing beer), asians as a whole have much higher levels of lactose intolerance in their population. -
One thing that fucking sucks about aging - digestion issues. Dairy gives me a crook gut now. Lactose free cheddar is a godsend, but trying to find a decent ice cream substitute, holy shit (I will fight to the death for dessert.) Not only crazy expensive (11 or 12 bucks for like 450ml) but taste like the bottom of a goddamned birdcage. I do have sorbet, but need to watch the sugar/artificial flavour and colour content also.
I'm pissed off even writing this.
I used to date a poor lass allergic to most things. (Gluton/Dairy/Onion/Grass/etc) There is a great Dairy-free ice cream/dessert available in one of the major NZ supermarkets which she could eat, I was naturally extremely dubious of the flavour but if given the choice I would choose it over regular ice cream. Can't for the life of me remember it but it was either in New World or Countdown, had something to do with Almonds, was chocolate flavour and had a similar consistency of ice cream.
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@Mokey Also my current squeeze is lactose intolerant, she has these special pills you can take now which counteracts lactose, meaning she just needs to knock back a pill or two and she can eat any dessert she wants without any problem. I assume they are in NZ too now
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@Machpants I tried the choc fudge brownie one, and it was not bad. So fucking expensive though. Yikes.
Outside of Caramel Chew Chew, which I haven't seen for years, the Cinimon bun is my fave ice cream ever, and it's diary free.
But yeah hurts the wallet and the waist line
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trying to find a decent ice cream substitute,
Coconut yogurt is really yummy and you can make something like this:
https://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-dairyfree-raspberry-coconut-froyo-recipes-from-the-kitchn-216369
Not sure if there is a store bought one like that available.My wife is celiac and I have been reasonably successful at finding solutions to culinary problems. Much easier in NZ than Hong Kong and never visit Italy or France if you are gluten intolerant.
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@Rembrandt said in Aging:
@Mokey Also my current squeeze is lactose intolerant, she has these special pills you can take now which counteracts lactose, meaning she just needs to knock back a pill or two and she can eat any dessert she wants without any problem. I assume they are in NZ too now
People are usually intolerant to lactose if their body doesn't produce enough Lactase. Lactase pills are a simple solution for most.
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Re: Coconut Yoghurt
The wife likes this but it's stupidly expensive in NZ for what it is so I have been making it for a fraction of the price.
I do use a spoonful of 'normal' live yoghurt as a starter which is cheap as I have that to hand anyway but you can also just buy biotic supplement capsules and use those.
I use Pams Coconut Cream at 99cents a tin. Once you have grown some good bacteria in it you need to thicken it. I use Arrowroot (tapioca starch) just as the commercial products do. You need to warm to about 66C (no more) and whisk in a teaspoon of Arrowroot, mixed with a little water, per can.
Way cheaper than the $11-12 a jar in the Supermarket.
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this thread has degenerated. It's got really fucking old now.
Next you'll be crapping on about how amazing Judith Durham is
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@Crucial I do exactly the same. Use the probiotics as a starter and even had success with an easiyo to get the temperature right. Haven't tried the icecream maker on it yet either but it should work fine.
Why the f is the stuff so expensive ready made?
Slightly of topic, but how amazing is Judith Durham?
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De Niro foot stomping a grocer shows more vitality than some of you.
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@antipodean said in Aging:
De Niro foot stomping a grocer shows more vitality than some of you.
I can do a lot better than that...
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@taniwharugby said in Aging:
@Snowy who TF is judith Durham.
I have no idea, but she is amazing.
You fullas with allergies or intolerances should just get hypnotherapy to get over it.
I don't have any allergies, but I have been told that I am intolerant. None of the therapy (hypno or otherwise) helps.
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@taniwharugby - originally called Cock.
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So I had my first ever child minding experience ever at the weekend. I have managed to reach my advanced age and never had to do this before but I had to look after a 17 month old boy from Saturday night to yesterday afternoon.
Now I feel old. Really old.
The kid had never been away from his parents before so he would cry unless I kept him entertained. Not having a clue my entertainment involved me doing prat falls leaping about and other very physical "comedy" Every fucking muscle in my body aches today.
How do they manage to have more shit come out than food goes in?
R.E.A.L.L.Y. O.L.D.
I'm sure most have seen this video but it cracks me up every time. An uncle trying to change a nappy.