Guns and Strippers thread! Best ever!
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AWL you can start on strippers and strip clubs if you want, they seem like the dodgiest places on earth
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="596023" data-time="1468313283"><p>AWL you can start on strippers and strip clubs if you want, they seem like the dodgiest places on earth</p></blockquote>
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Haha I'm going to get burned at the stake for that one
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<p>wife looking over your shoulder huh! </p>
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<p>Heaps of the clubs themselves have some quite overt links to organised crime, and the punishment for stepping out of line at them is normally one hell of a beating from the bouncers, followed by the CCTV going missing and none of the bar staff or patrons seeing anything. A fair amount of money would be laundered through some of them as well, I'd imagine. </p>
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<p>The girls themselves generally aren't paying their way through uni like they'd want you to believe, more like paying for huge meth addictions. And, having dealt with a number of them on jobs etc, they don't look the same without a tonne of make-up and without 16 beers in your system. Plus the guys who they keep as boyfriends would make you never want to even get close to touching one of them, let alone paying them to take their clothes off. </p> -
I reckon I've been once in 10 years. I find them sad and crusty. <br><br>
Last time was after the world cup final on K Road. It was full of serious looking dodgy guys, and i was terrified the whole time. -
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<p>I reckon I've been once in 10 years. I find them sad and crusty.<br><br>
Last time was after the world cup final on K Road. It was full of serious looking dodgy guys, and i was terrified the whole time.</p>
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<p>The last time was back in 2005 at my mates stag party. Mermaids in Wellington, not long after we were there just like AW said one of the bouncers beat someone so badly they suffered permanent brain damage.</p>
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<p>Someone called Vicki Lee from a reality show was the headline act , 11 years later shes on the cover of South African playboy <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/spy/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503840&objectid=11476033'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/spy/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503840&objectid=11476033</a></p> -
<p>Bouncers don't throw you out of places like that, they throw you in.....</p>
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<p>They're more funny than sexy, last time I went ( from memory in 2011 for a stag do ) a mate of mine and I ignored one chick but gave her hotter mate a couple of mermaids $$ down the G banger. The original one came over and gave us all sorts of arseholes and didn't seem to like the fact we though her mate was better looking.</p>
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<p>Anyone who goes regularly is a fucken sadass, no two ways about it.</p>
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<p>jegga, I remember that slapper being on a "Celebrity" treasure island type show, she was repulsive enough but her boyfriend was something else. Keith Richards changing his surname to 'Rocker" would be sad enough. Some kiwi nobody doing it is beyond pathetic.</p> -
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<p>Bouncers don't throw you out of places like that, they throw you in.....</p>
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<p>They're more funny than sexy, last time I went ( from memory in 2011 for a stag do ) a mate of mine and I ignored one chick but<strong> gave her hotter mate a couple of mermaids $$ down the G banger.</strong> The original one came over and gave us all sorts of arseholes and didn't seem to like the fact we though her mate was better looking.</p>
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<p>Anyone who goes regularly is a fucken sadass, no two ways about it.</p>
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<p>Hows the yeast infection? Also when you say all sorts of arseholes.......</p> -
<p>I didn't actually touched any skin, money ( I was generous, about 2 dollars ) on said G banger was the only contact we had. Mates of mates of the bloke who's stag do it was got far more excited about things than we did and threw loads of money their way and got nothing in return except for the sad delusion the ho's on the stage were keen on them.</p>
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<p>One of the guys I was with fell in love with some russian skank who had the glazed over eyes you'd expect of a junkie. She gave him her "number" while she was walking around trolling for lapdances , I'm not sure if he was ever dumb enough to call it to see who answered.</p>
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<p>Bouncers don't throw you out of places like that, they throw you in.....</p>
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<p>They're more funny than sexy, last time I went ( from memory in 2011 for a stag do ) a mate of mine and I ignored one chick but gave her hotter mate a couple of mermaids $$ down the G banger. The original one came over and gave us all sorts of arseholes and didn't seem to like the fact we though her mate was better looking.</p>
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<p>Anyone who goes regularly is a fucken sadass, no two ways about it.</p>
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<p><strong>jegga, I remember that slapper being on a "Celebrity" treasure island type show, she was repulsive enough but her boyfriend was something else. Keith Richards changing his surname to 'Rocker" would be sad enough. Some kiwi nobody doing it is beyond pathetic.</strong></p>
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<p>She was on another show before that too, she's had interesting life since then <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/522621/Its-not-tricky-to-find-Vicky'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/522621/Its-not-tricky-to-find-Vicky</a></p>
<p>I'm pretty sure she's got a couple of kids to that rocker twat , hopefully they are living with her parents looking at her lifestyle in that herald article.</p> -
<p>TBH I have never been to a strip club, they simply don't appeal to me, yes I like naked women, but prefer them to be naked just for me.</p>
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<p>I was in a stand many years ago at Big Boys Toy and Vicki Lee was doing a promo for a mens mag in the stand next door, plenty of practically naked girls were wandering around that day, was very distracting as I was supposed to be working, but at least most of the people who came to talk to me were only doing so to stand and stare....</p> -
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<p>Bouncers don't throw you out of places like that, they throw you in.....</p>
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<p>They're more funny than sexy, last time I went ( from memory in 2011 for a stag do ) a mate of mine and I ignored one chick but gave her hotter mate a couple of mermaids $$ down the G banger. The original one came over and gave us all sorts of arseholes and didn't seem to like the fact we though her mate was better looking.</p>
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<p>Anyone who goes regularly is a fucken sadass, no two ways about it.</p>
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<p>jegga, I remember that slapper being on a "Celebrity" treasure island type show, she was repulsive enough but her boyfriend was something else. Keith Richards changing his surname to 'Rocker" would be sad enough. Some kiwi nobody doing it is beyond pathetic.</p>
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<p>We wandered into one a few years ago. There was basically no one there (might have been 10pm on a Saturday night) so the strippers/waitresses wandered over and talked to us. I got stuck talking to the ugly short stumpy one (which I can only assume was a waitress, rather than a stripper - God, I hope so). Anyway, she was making comments about how small her hands were - I looked at him, matched them up against mine and uttered something along the lines of: "yes, they are rather small - they're not unlike that of a carnie's".</p>
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<p>This did not go down well, and she then spent the next 5-10 minutes moaning about how I had called her a carnie, when clearly I hadn't - I had simply and innocently made a comparison of hand sizes between hers and someone who happens to work for a travelling carnival.</p>
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<p>It was clearly a ruse to get me to buy her a drink, which I eventually did just to shut her up. So I guess you can say she won. But she still has small hands. And may have smelt of cabbage. </p> -
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<p>So in an internet forum full of middle aged men, not one man enjoys strip clubs eh ...</p>
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<p>I have been a couple of times in the last decade. They are generally fun nights, but that is usually because it is some sort of occasion with long time friends. I generally dont think about the act they put on , or the personal lives, I just play pool, chew the fat with mates , and look at tits wobbling about. Not sure how that isn't fun.</p>
<p>I went about 4 years ago? And had some extra 'money' left over so I kept it in my sock drawer as you you do...</p>
<p>Then about 2 months ago, we had a sort of stag do, and as I was getting picked up by my mates... the wife runs out and loudly announces... 'Don't forget your porn money love!' and hands the 'money' to me.</p>
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<p>She killed the magic dead.</p>