Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@Tim said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@MN5 said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Richard Harris
I used to stop in at his favourite near-theatre pub occasionally.
I would say very much no, but Reed was in a class of his own.
When Jimmy Webb (a legendary imbiber himself) was frightened of drinking with Harris, you have to be in awe of Reed.
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Think he missed the signals...
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Plus size rapper sues Lyft 'after driver refused to take her over fears she'd burst his tires'
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My name is Rank
I be built like a tank
Arms like hams
Thighs oversized
But I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fuckerI need a feed
So a Lyft I hires
But that asshole concerned bout his tyres
MF said I can’t fit in his car
Gonna cancel my ride
Won’t let me inside
But I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fuckerPoor lil me he body shame
It aint right
I aint to blame
I gonna fight
My day in court
It aint fair
He wouldn’t take my fare
I’m sure to win
Coz I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fuckerThis situations a gift
Coz I aint wrong
Them asshoes at Lyft
Gonna pay a song
I coulda said fuckit
But nows the chance
To stand up for plus sized
And win the mega party bucket
Coz I aint fat
It’s my metabolism mutha fucker -
I was at a wedding in Spain a few years back.
It was about 2am, and we had retreated to the residents' bar - a few sheets to the wind. I step outside to the terrace with my non-rugby fan mate and after a moment I notice that Nigel fucking Owens is standing beside us with a couple of mates.
I'd usually be pretty respectful and not bother people, but hey it's a wedding and he must be staying at the hotel. So I say hello to him, and he looks over at me with that grin we all know and love. I turn to my mate and explain who he is, how he's the greatest referee in any sport. But midway through I notice that Nige is staring at me like I've shat on his toe. I mean he's looking at me with utter contempt, I kid you not. He promptly then turns away and proceeds to ignore us. Wasn't expecting a hug, but I was a bit disappointed.
So me and my mate go back inside and one of the other lads who is a rugby fan asks did we spot who was standing beside us on the terrace. I say yeah Nigel Owens, but he was a bit rude.
My mate: "That's Jonathan Davies."
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Brilliant
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
It has been stated in a previous interview with Elon's father that he was named that because of this manuscript
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@Stockcar86 said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
It has been stated in a previous interview with Elon's father that he was named that because of this manuscript
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