Bad/Lame Jokes

[Bones]

No wind, rain or snow forecast for tomorrow.

The Met Office has advised everyone to make unnecessary journeys.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Catogrande]

My friend quit his job with BMW on the spot.

He gave no indication he was leaving.

[MiketheSnow]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

My friend quit his job with BMW on the spot.

He gave no indication he was leaving.

Brilliant

[Catogrande]

Hello and welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces today.

[Catogrande]

I met this Jewish girl last night and she gave me her number.

I told her we use names these days.

Ok I’ll get my coat.

[Nevorian]

[Catogrande]

@Nevorian

Well that one certainly qualifies for the thread

[Nevorian]

[nostrildamus]

A Welshman walks into a baa.

[MN5]

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[Catogrande]

Doctor: The good news is that erectile dysfunction can be cured by diet and exercise.

The bad news is that it's going to be hard to get your wife to diet and exercise.

[bayimports]

[MN5]

I was going to go to the gym today.

Didn’t work out

[Kiwiwomble]

someone had some fun at Stan

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Nevorian]

[Bones]

There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it's not butter.

This is known as the margarine of error

[Nevorian]