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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

that's frankly oarsome.

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I asked my friend what it's like to live in North Korea

He says he can't complain.

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The doctor told me I was suffering from insomnia.

I asked if it was serious but luckily he told me there was no cause for any alarm.

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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Evil

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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

Knock you out how, with a bollard ?

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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

Knock you out how, with a bollard ?

Nah. Grass

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[Bones]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

Knock you out how, with a bollard ?

Nah. Grass

Eastbourne gold, to be precise.

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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

Knock you out how, with a bollard ?

And what started the row?

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@MN5 said in RIP 2025:

@canefan said in RIP 2025:

Amazing that he has three public lives. The champ #1, George Foreman grill George TV personality, and George Foreman boxer #2. And still died quite young

You forgot ordained minister.......

Being punched by anyone isn't pleasant. Being punched by elite heavyweights repeatedly fucks a person up like nothing else.

It's no coincidence that Frazier, Norton and Ali had issues later in life from their epic trilogies ( Ali doing a trilogy against each of these guys is mind boggling ) and much more recently Fury and Wilder have both declined hugely after their three fights.

Foreman did it a bit different as he essentially "retired" pretty young the first time and with much less damage ( one could argue as he himself did that the knockout vs Ali was more down to exhaustion ) before making his huge comeback later on. Granite chin as I mentioned earlier but he took A LOT of shots as an older, slower man.

For what it's worth prime Foreman beats prime Tyson reasonably comfortably. KO in the 4th.

Does he beat prime Frans Botha?