Bad/Lame Jokes
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.
Knock you out how, with a bollard ?
Nah. Grass
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.
Knock you out how, with a bollard ?
Nah. Grass
Eastbourne gold, to be precise.
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.
Knock you out how, with a bollard ?
And what started the row?
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Amazing that he has three public lives. The champ #1, George Foreman grill George TV personality, and George Foreman boxer #2. And still died quite young
You forgot ordained minister.......
Being punched by anyone isn't pleasant. Being punched by elite heavyweights repeatedly fucks a person up like nothing else.
It's no coincidence that Frazier, Norton and Ali had issues later in life from their epic trilogies ( Ali doing a trilogy against each of these guys is mind boggling ) and much more recently Fury and Wilder have both declined hugely after their three fights.
Foreman did it a bit different as he essentially "retired" pretty young the first time and with much less damage ( one could argue as he himself did that the knockout vs Ali was more down to exhaustion ) before making his huge comeback later on. Granite chin as I mentioned earlier but he took A LOT of shots as an older, slower man.
For what it's worth prime Foreman beats prime Tyson reasonably comfortably. KO in the 4th.
Does he beat prime Frans Botha?
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@MajorRage said in RIP 2025:
Amazing that he has three public lives. The champ #1, George Foreman grill George TV personality, and George Foreman boxer #2. And still died quite young
You forgot ordained minister.......
Being punched by anyone isn't pleasant. Being punched by elite heavyweights repeatedly fucks a person up like nothing else.
It's no coincidence that Frazier, Norton and Ali had issues later in life from their epic trilogies ( Ali doing a trilogy against each of these guys is mind boggling ) and much more recently Fury and Wilder have both declined hugely after their three fights.
Foreman did it a bit different as he essentially "retired" pretty young the first time and with much less damage ( one could argue as he himself did that the knockout vs Ali was more down to exhaustion ) before making his huge comeback later on. Granite chin as I mentioned earlier but he took A LOT of shots as an older, slower man.
For what it's worth prime Foreman beats prime Tyson reasonably comfortably. KO in the 4th.
Does he beat prime Frans Botha?
I’m not going to respond to this silliness
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@Bones the kids?
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Did you hear about the five ants who rented a room with five other ants?
Now they're tenants.
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@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones the kids?
"I like children. I like them well-done" - WC Fields
