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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Or am I missing something?

    Somethings.

    This is sounding more and more like a story i don't want to hear.

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    So I asked the woman in the library if they had that book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. She said it rings a bell but she’s not sure if it’s in or not.

    No fucking help whatsoever.

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    No fucking help whatsoever.

    Absolutely. Always a good idea, these days, to not touch the serving staff .

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    @MiketheSnow this only serves to tell me I have no idea on current affairs at the moment.

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    My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

    Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.

    He's a web designer.

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    Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of the lipstick.

    She’s still not talking to me.

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    #842

    I'd just like to take this opportunity to publicly thank @Catogrande @Bones @Nevorian @Victor-Meldrew @MiketheSnow and @No-Quarter

    In an awkward social situation I logged on to the fern on my phone and busted out at least one shitty joke from each of you to thunderous applause.

    Please keep up the shit great work gents.

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I'd just like to take this opportunity to publicly thank @Catogrande @Bones @Nevorian @Victor-Meldrew @MiketheSnow and @No-Quarter

    In an awkward social situation I logged on to the fern on my phone and busted out at least one shitty joke from each of you to thunderous applause.

    Please keep up the shit great work gents.

    We’re just showing you how annoying it is.

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    In an awkward social situation

    Well you will gatecrash when I take your mum out for dinner.

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of the lipstick.

    She’s still not talking to me.

    So romantic! If she kisses you, then you can be sure she's very attached to you.

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  • Crazy HorseC Offline
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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    It took me until someone told me it was Bruce Lee, not Jackie Chan.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    It took me until someone told me it was Bruce Lee, not Jackie Chan.

    So racist. Thinking all Chinese action stars looking the same. I’m deeply offended on their behalf

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    I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

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