Bad/Lame Jokes

[Catogrande]

Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of the lipstick.

She’s still not talking to me.

[MN5]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to publicly thank @Catogrande @Bones @Nevorian @Victor-Meldrew @MiketheSnow and @No-Quarter

In an awkward social situation I logged on to the fern on my phone and busted out at least one shitty joke from each of you to thunderous applause.

Please keep up the shit great work gents.

[Catogrande]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I'd just like to take this opportunity to publicly thank @Catogrande @Bones @Nevorian @Victor-Meldrew @MiketheSnow and @No-Quarter

In an awkward social situation I logged on to the fern on my phone and busted out at least one shitty joke from each of you to thunderous applause.

Please keep up the shit great work gents.

We’re just showing you how annoying it is.

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

In an awkward social situation

Well you will gatecrash when I take your mum out for dinner.

[nostrildamus]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of the lipstick.

She’s still not talking to me.

So romantic! If she kisses you, then you can be sure she's very attached to you.

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

[MiketheSnow]

[Crazy Horse]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

It took me until someone told me it was Bruce Lee, not Jackie Chan.

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

It took me until someone told me it was Bruce Lee, not Jackie Chan.

So racist. Thinking all Chinese action stars looking the same. I’m deeply offended on their behalf

[LABCAT]

I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

[MN5]

@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

Sigh……I feel like Ricky Gervais in the office doing one of his inspirational speeches

[MiketheSnow]

@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

[Nepia]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

Drum, don't what the fuck that is, Bruce Lee.

[LABCAT]

@Nepia said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

Drum, don't what the fuck that is, Bruce Lee.

Lol, my thoughts exactly! apparently it's an attic

[Nepia]

@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Nepia said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

Drum, don't what the fuck that is, Bruce Lee.

Lol, my thoughts exactly! apparently it's an attic

[Catogrande]

@Nepia

Now ask yourself. Was it worth it?

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

It took me until someone told me it was Bruce Lee, not Jackie Chan.

So racist. Thinking all Chinese action stars looking the same. I’m deeply offended on their behalf

Jackie Chan is clearly British, I'm offended on his behalf.