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  • NepiaN Offline
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    @LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Nepia said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

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    Drum, don't what the fuck that is, Bruce Lee.

    Lol, my thoughts exactly! apparently it's an attic

    😠

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    @Nepia

    Now ask yourself. Was it worth it?

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    It took me until someone told me it was Bruce Lee, not Jackie Chan.

    So racist. Thinking all Chinese action stars looking the same. I’m deeply offended on their behalf

    Jackie Chan is clearly British, I'm offended on his behalf.

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    'suppose this belongs in here..

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    I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

    It’s so bad

    But it’s so good

    But fuck it’s so bad

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    @LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

    DrumatticLee

    Like a thespian is a woman with a lisp and sensible shoes.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    What a let down; left me completely flat. No stars.

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    It lifted my spirits and filled my heart with joy

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    Congratulations today to
    Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association

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    That joke is as dead as a Norwegian Blue.

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Congratulations today to
    Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association

    That tickled my feather.
    Toucan play at that joke

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    Continuing the parrot theme:

    2 Essex girls chatting one morning after a night out.

    "My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage"

    "Well it should do, you had a cockatoo in it last night".

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    What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

    A receding hare line.

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