Bad/Lame Jokes
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@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Nepia said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?
Drum, don't what the fuck that is, Bruce Lee.
Lol, my thoughts exactly! apparently it's an attic
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
It took me until someone told me it was Bruce Lee, not Jackie Chan.
So racist. Thinking all Chinese action stars looking the same. I’m deeply offended on their behalf
Jackie Chan is clearly British, I'm offended on his behalf.
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I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
It’s so bad
But it’s so good
But fuck it’s so bad
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@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?
DrumatticLee
Like a thespian is a woman with a lisp and sensible shoes.
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It lifted my spirits and filled my heart with joy
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Congratulations today to
Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association -
@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Congratulations today to
Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners AssociationThat tickled my feather.
Toucan play at that joke -
Continuing the parrot theme:
2 Essex girls chatting one morning after a night out.
"My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage"
"Well it should do, you had a cockatoo in it last night".
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.