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    If you haven’t tried archery blindfolded…..

    You don’t know what you’re missing

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    If you’re attracted to both men and women but they’re not attracted to you it means you’re bi-yourself

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    "Do not Touch" must be the scariest thing to read in braille.

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    "Do not Touch" must be the scariest thing to read in braille.

    Chapeau

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    "Do not Touch" must be the scariest thing to read in braille.

    Chapeau

    I'm Superman

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    I’ve applied for a job hanging mirrors.

    I can really see myself doing that

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Nepia

    Now ask yourself. Was it worth it?

    As a lame joke, definitely.

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    My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber

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    @Victor-Meldrew friend is an NHS Urologist.

    This is true, she doesn’t know him, but does know Dickie Dickinson!

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    @MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Victor-Meldrew friend is an NHS Urologist.

    This is true, she doesn’t know him, but does know Dickie Dickinson!

    Can belive it. My BiL trained with a surgeon at Green Lane Hospital called Hartman...

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