Merry Christmas

[Virgil]

@Snowy

Amazon.com : nicola davidson

[canefan]

Merry Christmas and Happy holidays to one and all. Stay safe

[canefan]

@MN5 Best xmas song that isn't a xmas song would be that one by the pogues and the chick that got killed by collision with a speedboat

[Snowy]

@Virgil Thanks Virg. So Nicola Davidson (to continue with the shameless advertising).

By the look of it I wouldn't be allowed to read that, although Mokey is an excellent marketer by posting on here with you lot of reprobates.

@canefan. Kirsty MacColl. She did some pretty fun pop music. Lyrics were great. "Not in these shoes" springs to mind.Also mentioned in the hated songs thread with the pogues (so each to there own).

[Mokey]

@Virgil There is girl on girl action in my latest book. Amongst other serious smut.

Just saying.

[Mokey]

@NTA Fair point. I still feel like we need a warning post in the scroll before those kind of arses, though.

[Virgil]

@Mokey said in Merry Christmas:

@Virgil There is girl on girl action in my latest book. Amongst other serious smut.

Just saying.

Nice, when's the audio book version coming out...

[Mokey]

@Snowy That is why Kindles were invented, dearest. So everyone can read smut without a cover.

[Mokey]

@Virgil Ha. Turn on the computer setting. I'm sure it would be just as sexy in a robot voice. A Regency/sci fi erotic mash up...

[Snowy]

@Mokey said in Merry Christmas:

@Snowy That is why Kindles were invented, dearest. So everyone can read smut without a cover.

I'm not that old that I should be called "dearest" surely...must be my fern persona. A bit depressing that thought.

Anyway you keep writing the porn and I will give it to the wife to judge before I check it out. She writes too so it probably won't end well for anyone.

[Tim]

Just for you, Frank:

[Mokey]

Get that fucking shit away from this thread. Seriously. This is a happy place of girl on girl porn and food and drinking.

[Mokey]

@Snowy Really??! Is she published? What does she write?

[Snowy]

@Mokey Ex jounalist. Worked for papers in the U.K. Had her own column in HK paper, so yeah done a bit.
Has had a book on an animal sanctuary published recently but historical stuff in the works (not so much porn).

[mariner4life]

@Snowy Well tell ger to sort her shit out

[Virgil]

@Tim how many times have you watched Die Hard and Die Hard 2 this holiday season?

[Tim]

None yet! Gonna watch Die Hard with my sister's family tomorrow though.

[Milk]

@Tim said in Merry Christmas:

None yet! Gonna watch Die Hard with my sister's family tomorrow though.

I've decided to go with Lethal Weapon this year. It opens with Jingle Bell Rock and there is that shoot out in the Christmas Tree yard, so I think it counts. I might sneak in a Die Hard 2 afterwards though.

[Tim]

@Milk Oooh, good call. Might have to add that the one to the playlist.

[jegga]

Bad santa should be on that list