Stupid shit you see on the internet

[dogmeat]

As I did English cheating for mates was much easier. If you had a guest lecturer you simply knew there would be a question on their stuff. So I would write a reasonably generic answer on 4 topics I figured would come up.

I then got mates to learn the answers by rote. Ignore the question just write down the answers I taught you. Worked a treat. Hardest thing was convincing them not to walk out of the exam after 20 minutes because they'd finished.

English majors are fucking worthless (or at least ones from Akl in the 70's are)

[Kruse]

@booboo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@nepia said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@stockcar86 That can't be true ... can it?

That's awesome - the level of outrage, "I'm the victim".
But also, making me regret my own "cheating at uni" experience. I sat an exam for a mate... but only got $50 out of it. Sold myself well short.
Looking back, the risk probably not really worth it, considering the slap-dash nature of preparation... I remember getting back from the pub the night before the exam, very late, and drunkenly commencing to switch the photos on our ID cards for me to use the next morning, when I sat his exam extremely hungover.

1. Did you pass?
2. If you did, how? Assuming you didn't do the subject (coz you weren't doing the exam youself*), ie, how did you know enough to pass for him?

• thought occurred that maybe you'd got enough credit already?

Yeah - mos'def passed.
As to how I knew the material - I seem to recall it was a first-level course especially for his degree, which was pretty much the same shit but more basic as one I was doing, or had done. Something like "how to use computers for you BTech idiots who are obviously too dumb to really use computers".

[Tim]

[Tim]

prospector88 is so far ahead of all other irony accounts.

[mariner4life]

Bro code

[Paekakboyz]

@mariner4life that is fucking epic.

[No Quarter]

[taniwharugby]

erm...

[Hooroo]

@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Bro code

That is just sooooooooooooo good. Who's voice did you read it in? Ice T for me!

[taniwharugby]

@hooroo him or Snoop!

[Stockcar86]

The venn diagram of guys who want to drink beer made with vaginal lactic acid from “hot models” and men who enjoy giving oral sex to their female partner is 2 non overlapping circles

https://www.dailywire.com/news/33949/beer-made-vagina-sweat-hot-models-goes-sale-amanda-prestigiacomo

[Kruse]

@stockcar86 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

The venn diagram of guys who want to drink beer made with vaginal lactic acid from “hot models” and men who enjoy giving oral sex to their have a female partner is 2 non overlapping circles.

FIFY.

[Tim]

@rocky-rockbottom

[mariner4life]

[Paekakboyz]

@mariner4life great joke! RIP Bill Hicks you fucking legend.

[JC]

Is it just me or does anybody else want to know how this ended?

[jegga]

Redirect Notice

[taniwharugby]

@jegga only takes one moron to ruin it for everyone

“An accident happened,” Fernando Rodrigues Pereira, the museum’s press officer, told artnet News in an email. “Now this installation is temporarily closed.” The exhibition had displayed warning signs and a staff member was manning the room when the man fell, as per established security protocols.

[jegga]

@taniwharugby said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@jegga only takes one moron to ruin it for everyone

“An accident happened,” Fernando Rodrigues Pereira, the museum’s press officer, told artnet News in an email. “Now this installation is temporarily closed.” The exhibition had displayed warning signs and a staff member was manning the room when the man fell, as per established security protocols.

I don’t think the world is missing out on much not being able to look at an eight foot deep hole . I wonder how much the artist charged for that?

[Tim]