• Categories
Collapse

The Silver Fern

Plans for Saturday

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Sports Talk
278 Posts 51 Posters 7.9k Views
Plans for Saturday
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    wrote on last edited by
    #97

    I'm struggling to read the thread and do flights to Mexico city on skyscanner at the same time.

    SnowyS 1 Reply Last reply
    7
  • SnowyS Offline
    SnowyS Offline
    Snowy
    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #98

    @Bones That was good.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • voodooV Offline
    voodooV Offline
    voodoo
    replied to jegga on last edited by
    #99

    @jegga said in Plans for Saturday:

    @Tim said in Plans for Saturday:

    I'll probably go to a pub and drink Czech or German pilsner, and US or Danish IPAs. I will smell the beer and I will announce that I am smelling the beer.
    alt text

    Whoooaaaaa, hang on - Tim is Irish?????

    1 Reply Last reply
    2
  • SnowyS Offline
    SnowyS Offline
    Snowy
    wrote on last edited by
    #100

    Whoooaaaaa, hang on - Tim is Irish?????

    Did he mention Guinness when he was smelling the beer?

    We really need some rugby to talk about.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to antipodean on last edited by
    #101

    @antipodean said in Plans for Saturday:

    Good a place as any to rant about this: Rugby club plans annual dinner for 02 November...

    Point this out and the response is "we'll have it on the screen". Right. So the match will start at the same time the food comes out. Then you twats will want to have speeches, delusionally believing anyone wants to listen to you. And you've gone to the trouble of inviting a guest speaker.

    I understand it means nothing to you all because the majority of you don't expect your teamt o be involved, but honestly. A rugby club ffs.

    Almost as bad as having your national championship games clash with the Rugby World Cup games...even into the finals.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • MajorRageM Offline
    MajorRageM Offline
    MajorRage
    wrote on last edited by
    #102

    Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

    Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

    Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.

    2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
    Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.

    Cheer / Cry.

    Thats my plan, anyway ...

    HoorooH voodooV MajorRageM 3 Replies Last reply
    2
  • HoorooH Offline
    HoorooH Offline
    Hooroo
    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #103

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

    Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

    Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.

    2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
    Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.

    Cheer / Cry.

    Thats my plan, anyway ...

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    BonesB MajorRageM 2 Replies Last reply
    0
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to Hooroo on last edited by
    #104

    @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

    Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

    Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids. Discuss game, then settle in for AB's game.

    2 mins into AB's game. Probably take a shit.
    Rinse, repeat above line every 2 mins.

    Cheer / Cry.

    Thats my plan, anyway ...

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    Only if he shits at lightening speed.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • Magpie_in_ausM Offline
    Magpie_in_ausM Offline
    Magpie_in_aus
    wrote on last edited by
    #105

    Start the day with some pick-up b ball in the morning.

    Home to do some work on some business stuff.

    Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.

    The England Vs Aussie on the couch.

    Currently, have tickets for me and the misses to The Cat Empire concert. Hoping that the concert sells out so I can get some money back for them (booked months ago very poor planning).

    If I can't sell them then will likely drop the misses off to the concert by herself and rush back to see the Anthems.

    BonesB 1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to Magpie_in_aus on last edited by
    #106

    @Magpie_in_aus said in Plans for Saturday:

    Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.

    I have to admit that does sound interesting. All Black Championship Semi has a certain ring to it...

    Magpie_in_ausM 1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • Magpie_in_ausM Offline
    Magpie_in_ausM Offline
    Magpie_in_aus
    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #107

    @Bones said in Plans for Saturday:

    @Magpie_in_aus said in Plans for Saturday:

    Watch the All Blacks Vs Otago semi.

    I have to admit that does sound interesting. All Black Championship Semi has a certain ring to it...

    It wasn't a mistype. I just got in a habit of calling the Hawks the All Blacks to my non magpie friends back at uni. Sure way to rile them up.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • MajorRageM Offline
    MajorRageM Offline
    MajorRage
    replied to Hooroo on last edited by
    #108

    @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    Most will end up likely being just gas.

    BonesB 1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #109

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    Most will end up likely being just gas.

    In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

    MajorRageM 1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • MajorRageM Offline
    MajorRageM Offline
    MajorRage
    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #110

    @Bones said in Plans for Saturday:

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    Most will end up likely being just gas.

    In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

    Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

    BonesB 1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • voodooV Offline
    voodooV Offline
    voodoo
    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #111

    This:

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

    does not gel with this:

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    Up around 6, smash some water & a banana. 90 minutes run, back around 45 mins to kick off. Time make some coffee, pancakes for kids and poached eggs on avocado and tomato toast, finished off with fresh chili, basil.

    Watch England vs Australia with 2 of my brother in laws, drink some water and cheer on ... well, nobody actually.

    Finish game, slice up some fresh fruit for me and the kids.

    😂

    MajorRageM 1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • TeWaioT Offline
    TeWaioT Offline
    TeWaio
    wrote on last edited by
    #112

    I bloody love this thread

    voodooV mariner4lifeM 2 Replies Last reply
    5
  • voodooV Offline
    voodooV Offline
    voodoo
    replied to TeWaio on last edited by
    #113

    @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

    I bloody love this thread

    Me too bro, me too.

    Xpat61X 1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #114

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    @Bones said in Plans for Saturday:

    @MajorRage said in Plans for Saturday:

    @Hooroo said in Plans for Saturday:

    You’re going to take 40 shits?

    Most will end up likely being just gas.

    In the theme of the thread, this seems appropriate for the guy whose avatar basically looks like a large pile of white powder.

    Thats a big cuddly fluffy bunny my friend. Just like me.

    @SammyC is looking forward to lots of cuddles.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • TeWaioT Offline
    TeWaioT Offline
    TeWaio
    wrote on last edited by
    #115

    Right so the wife roped me into going to her work "team bonding day" where we'd all watch the rugby in a pub in London. Not ideal, but it's only the quarters, and I thought we'd be playing Japan/Scotland so limited stress. Until the Irish cocked it up for everyone.

    Yesterday we found out that not all the wife's colleagues want to get up for the early kick off, so we're watching it 1hr delayed at someone's house, then "hopefully" catching up to live broadcast in time for the NZ kickoff at a pub nearby. Because its the morning, and London, and no one's booked anywhere, this whole plan is fraught with danger. Exacerbated by the likelihood football piston wristed gibbons will have some sort of inconsequential game on that people in pubs will insist on watching.

    So I've made the executive call to watch the Eng game live with the boys over a liquid breakfast nearby, and meet the wife's work crew IF they sort their shit out and are watching the NZ game live.

    Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?

    BonesB Xpat61X 2 Replies Last reply
    9
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to TeWaio on last edited by
    #116

    @TeWaio said in Plans for Saturday:

    Also, asking for a friend, what's the difference between a divorce and an annulment?

    Are you trying to say your wife's Irish?

    TeWaioT 1 Reply Last reply
    2

Plans for Saturday
Sports Talk
  • Login

  • Don't have an account? Register

  • Login or register to search.
  • First post
    Last post
0
  • Categories
  • Login

  • Don't have an account? Register

  • Login or register to search.