Modern Day Parenting

[gollum]

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<p>Snerk. Depends entirely on how many <em><strong>brownie points</strong></em> you have accumulated during the other three weeks. Hormones are entirely unreliable, at any given time your manhood could be pounced on or punched.</p>
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<p>Isn't life exciting.</p>
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<p>The brownie option is a tougher sell in my household, but each to their own. Good on ya.</p>

[NTA]

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<p>The brownie option is a tougher sell in my household, but each to their own. Good on ya.</p>
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<p>Never let it be said that Mokey was anything but open-minded when it came to the Hershey Highway ;)</p>
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<p>Medical fact: If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke.</p>
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<p>If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well.</p>

[Nepia]

<p>And we wonder why Mokey is the only female around here ....</p>

[Godder]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="557406" data-time="1454932127"><p>And we wonder why Mokey is the only female around here ....</p></blockquote>
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I don't know about the rest of you Neanderthals, but I don't wonder...

[Mokey]

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<p>Never let it be said that Mokey was anything but open-minded</p>
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<p>It's all research. And end of last week my American publisher offered me a three book contract for a new line, where there are no limits on the smut. Particularly encouraged: menage and fantasy. Love my job.</p>

[gollum]

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<p>It's all research. And end of last week my American publisher offered me a three book contract for a new line, where there are no limits on the smut. Particularly encouraged: menage and fantasy. Love my job.</p>
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<p>How about an over 40's rugby club with a bunch of sad blokes dwelling on past glories who are all in dead marriages & who, over their mutual love of jam & preserves and cotton shets realise they are actually gays & marry each other?</p>
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<p>Or start a meth lab.</p>
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<p>You could call it "Jamming It In"</p>

[NTA]

I'm not over 40. Count me out

[mariner4life]

<p>you look 55, you're qualified. </p>

[NTA]

<p>You look gay. You're qualified.</p>

[mariner4life]

<p>I like round cuddly men. You're first. </p>
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<p>Let me just get the lights....</p>

[No Quarter]

<p>Kids, kids, you're both qualified.</p>

[NTA]

You're the catcher, Mariner.

[mariner4life]

<p>you'll do as you're told, like usual</p>

[NTA]

You'll wish for that mind ofconfidence when the lights go out, as usual. Bitch.

[Paekakboyz]

<p>Oi! How bout you two take that loving banter private  :fishing:   </p>

[mariner4life]

<p>then how would you whack off to it?</p>

[Bones]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="557573" data-time="1454995582"><p>then how would you whack off to it?</p></blockquote>
Phwoar. Keep going.

[antipodean]

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