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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Crazy-Horse Heard from a couple of people that it's unwatchable. Spike Lee's movies have been dreadful since 25th Hour.

    Black Klansman was shit. Nothing fucken happened in it! It’s almost like Spike Lee and Martin Scorcese are having some sort of contest as to who can churn out the biggest insult to their past glories. At least Lees are more normal in length.

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    Went to a movie today. In an actual cinema. One of those little arty ones, so I got to drink 2 beers (Rhyme x Reason Joy Ride Pale Ale - solid!) while watching it.

    What a fucking treat!

    Saw Dark Waters with Mark Ruffalo, Tim Robbins, Anne Hathaway etc, the story of Dupont knowingly poisoning us with Teflon and other waste - pretty good, though to be fair, I could have watched Bambi and been happy in there.

    4 forever chemicals in my body out of 5 demented cows charging at me.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Went to a movie today. In an actual cinema. One of those little arty ones, so I got to drink 2 beers (Rhyme x Reason Joy Ride Pale Ale - solid!) while watching it.

    What a fucking treat!

    Saw Dark Waters with Mark Ruffalo, Tim Robbins, Anne Hathaway etc, the story of Dupont knowingly poisoning us with Teflon and other waste - pretty good, though to be fair, I could have watched Bambi and been happy in there.

    4 forever chemicals in my body out of 5 demented cows charging at me.

    the Beers sound better than the movie

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @MN5 pretty embarrassed at how little I knew of the story actually

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    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 pretty embarrassed at how little I knew of the story actually

    Tongue and cheek comment. Miss MN5 is keen on that one, but again, how much of that is down to the keenness just to see an actual movie at the cinema ?

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 pretty embarrassed at how little I knew of the story actually

    Tongue and cheek comment. Miss MN5 is keen on that one, but again, how much of that is down to the keenness just to see an actual movie at the cinema ?

    It's worth a watch. It's just a reincarnation of that Julia Roberts one at the end of the day, and the end result isn't all that satisfying, but it's a good story.

    And it's ace to be drinking beers at the movies again!

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 pretty embarrassed at how little I knew of the story actually

    Tongue and cheek comment. Miss MN5 is keen on that one, but again, how much of that is down to the keenness just to see an actual movie at the cinema ?

    It's worth a watch. It's just a reincarnation of that Julia Roberts one at the end of the day, and the end result isn't all that satisfying, but it's a good story.

    And it's ace to be drinking beers at the movies again!

    My boys and I are counting down to the latest Bond, you can rest assured the amber gold will be flowing ! I just hope Empire Cinema is open as it's down the road from the other halfs place so I can indulge in a few brews while watching DC kick arse.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    Watched Pitch Black last night (released in 2000)

    Decent watch still!

    Radha MItchell is pretty tidy

    3.5 Why the fucks did you do that out of 5 knew that was gonna happens

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  • MN5M Offline
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    Anaconda

    B Grade as all hell but who cares. A massive fake looking snake, Ice Cube being Gangsta, Jon Voight being creepy and rapey, J Lo and Kari whatshername looking hot.....Owen Wilson making up the numbers.....whats not to love ? hadn't seen it in years and still as entertainingly awful as ever.

    4 trips down the river out of 5 blown up damns

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Watched Pitch Black last night (released in 2000)

    Decent watch still!

    Radha MItchell is pretty tidy

    3.5 Why the fucks did you do that out of 5 knew that was gonna happens

    Fucking great movie!

    Radha Mitchell is fine. I always like Cole Hauser he's a badass. And Vin's character is cool.

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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Rewatched all the Bourne films: Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Bourne Ultimatum (IMO Legacy us not really a Bourne film, as no Damon)

    I did that during lockdown, including Jason Bourne. The ending of that movie does lend itself to another movie but I think they've exhausted all the stories now.

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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Watched Pitch Black last night (released in 2000)

    Decent watch still!

    Yeah I remember watching that at the theatre and enjoyed it then, and on later viewings. The Chronicles of Riddick is a fun watch too.

    Riddick was one of the movies I have watched with free Sky movies. About half the way through I remembered I had seen it before but couldn't remember many details as it's that forgettable. It's easily the worst of the three.

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  • voodooV Offline
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    I let my kids watch Step Brothers today. Thought it would be harmless enough. Might have been wrong.

    4 nutsacks rubbed against 5 snare drums.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I let my kids watch Step Brothers today. Thought it would be harmless enough. Might have been wrong.

    4 nutsacks rubbed against 5 snare drums.

    I genuinely love that flick.

    It’s the fucken Catalina Wine Mixer !

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    Hitman - Olyphant and Kyralenko (sp)

    Before John Wick there was Agent 47.

    4 double taps out of 5 why didnt you tap that

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Hitman - Olyphant and Kyralenko (sp)

    Before John Wick there was Agent 47.

    4 double taps out of 5 why didnt you tap that

    Good movie

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  • BovidaeB Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Hitman - Olyphant and Kyralenko (sp)

    I watched that again recently too. Amongst the skinny actresses Olga would be near the top of my list for hawtness.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Hitman - Olyphant and Kyralenko (sp)

    Before John Wick there was Agent 47.

    4 double taps out of 5 why didnt you tap that

    That there is the most relevant score ever.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    replied to voodoo on last edited by
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    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I let my kids watch Step Brothers today. Thought it would be harmless enough. Might have been wrong.

    4 nutsacks rubbed against 5 snare drums.

    genuinely piss funny movie

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Hitman - Olyphant and Kyralenko (sp)

    Before John Wick there was Agent 47.

    4 double taps out of 5 why didnt you tap that

    good movie!

    And Olga is so hawt. And has no worries getting the girls out. Bless her.

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