The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>"Well, i'm off for a quick Nick" will be the phrase of 2016.</p>
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<p>I find it incredible that he has come out in the media with this. Why didn't he just deal with it indoors? (Heh heh, I've just seen what I did there)</p>
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<p>Anyhoo, I was wondering what triggered his fronting to the media about it and was picturing his wife doing a mad tea-pot at him and him saying that he'll do anything so she suggested fronting to media?</p>
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<p>Still can't quite undertand the issue either to be fair.</p>
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<p>How many other people are about to admit that their a "Pistonwristedgibbon"? Be a loooooong line.</p> -
Porn and Gambling..<br><br>
Gambling is only a problem if you suck at it, Porn is only a problem if the mrs comes home early and finds you with your trousers around your ankle while sitting at the family PC watching 'Captain Stabbin' -
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<p>He's religious isn't he? Says it all.<br><br>
Repent, repent, repent. Publicly is best.</p>
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<p>Yep it's his religious beliefs that make him think it's wrong and "unnatural". Those religious folk get really weird around the topic of sex. They love to try and involve themselves in what other people do in the privacy of their own home. I.E. "It must be done in exactly this manner and everything else is the work of satan".</p> -
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Yep it's his religious beliefs that make him think it's wrong and "unnatural". Those religious folk get really weird around the topic of sex. They love to try and involve themselves in what other people do in the privacy of their own home. I.E. "It must be done in exactly this manner and everything else is the work of satan".</p></blockquote>
Not too mention it's a sin to have sex outside of wedlock ie hook up when you first meet. But it's like a loop hole to them that you can marry basically a complete stranger 6 weeks after you start going out. Just so they can then sleep together.<br>
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Porn and Gambling..<br><br>
Gambling is only a problem if you suck at it, Porn is only a problem if the mrs comes home early and finds you with your trousers around your ankle while sitting at the family PC watching 'Captain Stabbin'</p></blockquote>Old school eh....im not going to pretend i dont know what youre talking about....<br><br>
Anyway. Its not all religious people that do this, out themselves publicly. But in this instance I think it played its part.<br><br>
"Nick you can turn your addiction into a beacon of hope for all those long suffering Christian w@nkers out there. Tell them of your pain and suffering so that they might save themselves from this demonic past time..."<br><br>
While saving his marriage and turning himself into the poster boy for what ever the fuck this is.<br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Razbra" data-cid="562970" data-time="1457312094"><p>Old school eh....im not going to pretend i dont know what your talking about....<br>
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I don't know what your talking about, I just googled 'best porn out there' and that was one of the results. <br><br>
I've never heard of such a site where a dirty filthy old man takes brainless unsuspecting hot blondes with nice bits onto his yacht for a 'joy ride' with no strings attached. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="562968" data-time="1457312048"><p>Not too mention it's a sin to have sex outside of wedlock ie hook up when you first meet. But it's like a loop hole to them that you can marry basically a complete stranger 6 weeks after you start going out. Just so they can then sleep together.<br>
I've had a couple mates and a brother go through that, all marriages were complete train wrecks. But that's what you get when you don't try before you buy.</p></blockquote>
Have you ever had sex with a virgin? Fuck does that suck! Could never understand the fuss about dying as a Muslim martyr. You want a chick that knows how to do stuff.....<br><br>
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<p>is also being discussed in the Daily Mail thread on Other Topics...</p>
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Have you ever had sex with a virgin? Fuck does that suck! Could never understand the fuss about dying as a Muslim martyr. You want a chick that knows how to do stuff.....<br><br>
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It's an oxymoron, you want a chick who knows how to do stuff. You just don't want a chick who's done lots of stuff with lots of other guys. -
<p>This thread is awesome.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="562973" data-time="1457312415"><p>is also being discussed in the Daily Mail thread on Other Topics...<br><br>
will move</p></blockquote>
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Also I should really write Willis an abusive letter.<br>
Don't know about the rest of you but sitting through that news story on tv last night with the mrs was Fucken intense and awkward. I just said a lot of "pffft idiot, who does that kind of shit" while trying really really hard not to go bright red. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Razbra" data-cid="562972" data-time="1457312385"><p>Have you ever had sex with a virgin?<br><br>
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I laughed when i read it and the mrs asked what i was snickering at. <br><br>
She looked and rolled her eyes. Then i caught her looking at me with "knowing" eyes. You know the ones. Where shes fully aware of your personal happy alone time practices but you both pretend theres nothing to see here. <br><br>
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<p>Here comes the fucking fun police...</p>
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<p>It wasn't that much fun...I might move it to another forum later just to annoy you.</p> -
As mentioned on the other thread porn addict is another way of saying he bashes the bishop until the thing is reduced to a pink mist isn't it? <br><br>
I hope from now on he's nzs go to man for awkward comments on all things porn ie, "so nick, your thoughts on Lisa Ann retiring?" . -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="562990" data-time="1457313167"><p>As mentioned on the other thread porn addict is another way of saying he bashes the bishop until the thing is reduced to a pink mist isn't it? <br><br>
I hope from now on he's nzs go to man for awkward comments on all things porn ie, "so nick, your thoughts on Lisa Ann retiring?" .</p></blockquote>
I have this sneaking suspicion his idea of porn is a miley cyrus music video.<br><br>
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