Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz

[taniwharugby]

Another in the World Reacts series

https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/300216814/can-i-become-a-citizen-world-reacts-to-tourism-new-zealands-plea-to-ditch-influencer-shots

[taniwharugby]

So a friend of a triathlete killed someone or something to complete a 300km ride?

[JC]

@taniwharugby That’s what the headline says alright. Just shows, cyclists are arseholes.

[Snowy]

@JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@taniwharugby That’s what the headline says alright. Just shows, cyclists are arseholes.

Some cycling shorts.

[MN5]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

So a friend of a triathlete killed someone or something to complete a 300km ride?

Headlines like that always remind me of this classic

[Snowy]

@MN5 That so looks like a piss take.

Headline aside, which appeals to a childish sense of humour (I laughed), they are in a town called Pratt. They have disability mentoring day, the main protagonist is called Luna, who wants to know about about caring for animals, and the crux of it all is a snake eating a mouse which impressed her.
Even the "journalist's" email is "grose".

[taniwharugby]

@Snowy looks like a legit publication (according to wiki) in Pratt County, Kansas.

Tri-County Tribune - Wikipedia

[Snowy]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Snowy looks like a legit publication (according to wiki) in Pratt County, Kansas.

Tri-County Tribune - Wikipedia

I was being facetious but the whole sequence was amusing.

[canefan]

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

So a friend of a triathlete killed someone or something to complete a 300km ride?

Headlines like that always remind me of this classic

Fuck we are so juvenile

[nzzp]

@canefan Fern gonna Fern

[canefan]

It's like every time I walk down the aisle at Countdown and see Faggs coffee on the shelf, I'm giggling inside

[taniwharugby]

@canefan pretty sure I've posted this in the awesome thread, but this is an ad in the Northern Advocate.

[Bones]

@Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 That so looks like a piss take.

Headline aside, which appeals to a childish sense of humour (I laughed), they are in a town called Pratt. They have disability mentoring day, the main protagonist is called Luna, who wants to know about about caring for animals, and the crux of it all is a snake eating a mouse which impressed her.
Even the "journalist's" email is "grose".

Waddaya know.

Pratt's Bottom is just around the corner from me.

[Kruse]

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

It's like every time I walk down the aisle at Countdown and see Faggs coffee on the shelf, I'm giggling inside

For me... getting on the Piccadilly line, heading North.
Every. Single. Time.

[JC]

@Kruse Cockfosters?

[Bones]

@JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Kruse Cockfosters?

That looks like a request.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Kruse Cockfosters?

That looks like a request.

.....and to think he has the nerve to criticise Leigh Hart

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Kruse Cockfosters?

That looks like a request.

.....and to think he has the nerve to criticise Leigh Hart

Hur Hur but is Sharon Stone slutty Hur hur

[MN5]

@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Kruse Cockfosters?

That looks like a request.

.....and to think he has the nerve to criticise Leigh Hart

Hur Hur but is Sharon Stone slutty Hur hur

Comedy Genius cos she wouldn’t have heard that one before ever

[Donsteppa]

We must be due two “World Reacts” stories on the Stuff and NZ Ferald sites by lunchtime tomorrow.