Grumpy Old Man
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@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew as if Snowys avatar is a whole crypto currency now!? Dogecoin
Was that a typo for dogging?
Ask @Bones, depends if his phone works in the shower though
No mate, different thing. @R-L is complaining about her dogging being ruined by Irish and LOTR clogging up the parking.
Oh right. Must be pikies.
LOTR ? That’s what nerds who don’t understand Star Wars are into right ?
Triumph the insult comic dog says:
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GYW
So today I stood on lego, bare foot, tiled floor so landed on my bum HARD!!
That wasn't the worst thing that happened, oooh no. I then let a MAN park my car (I had no choice really it was beyond embarrassing). I then had to sit there in shame, between his Audi (w*nker) and Archery Karen's(who looks like an angry Warwick Davis) Fiesta.
Lesson? Don't leave your spot to go for a quick starbucks, don't take the piss out the archery people. Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. Packed a proper sad...I got out of the space like a pro though! How the hell does that work!?
Good news to my grumpiness though. Husband's back so it's GIN for me tonight, going to get good n drunk after dinner!
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@r-l another bad dogging day. Commiserations.
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
Archery Karen's(who looks like an angry Warwick Davis)
I can just picture that.
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@r-l what do you expect? Starbucks. FFS.
Gin always a good option
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
I then let a MAN park my car (I had no choice really it was beyond embarrassing).
Very old joke about why women can't park cars lurking in there. All to do with the lies they have been told about how big 9 inches actually is. Not your fault at all.
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@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
Starbucks
Look, i was in need of a tall skinny latte, 2 pumps SF caramel.
Mmmm
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@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
All to do with the lies they have been told about how big 9 inches actually is.
I think a few men lie to themselves too!
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
Starbucks
Look, i was in need of a tall skinny latte, 2 pumps SF caramel.
Mmmm
Used your own cup I hope....
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@victor-meldrew two pumps as well, how the other half live eh.
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@victor-meldrew old!? GYW
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew old!? GYW
I typed GYW into google and it came back with Gwyneth Paltrow..
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@victor-meldrew so @R-L isn't dogging, she's just trying to sell her candles at the fête?
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@victor-meldrew god that woman! 😡
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew old!? GYW
I typed GYW into google and it came back with Gwyneth Paltrow..
I struggled with that. GFY and EAD I know thanks to conversing with @mariner4life as that’s pretty much all he says to me.
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@catogrande Grumpy Young Woman... Young part is important.
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande Grumpy Young Woman... Young part is important.
They’re all important at some period in time...
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
I struggled with that. GFY and EAD I know thanks to conversing with @mariner4life as that’s pretty much all he says to me.
I'd struggle with EAD as well.
Those Employment Authorization Document forms are a bitch.
