Crap presents
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I'm sure most of us have received an awful/inappropriate/downright puzzling birthday present from a loved one, but I feel that I have had more than my fair share. I have been disappointed by a giant cup and saucer (after expressly saying that I didn't like it), a stapler one year and what I thought was the piece de resistance - a feminine hair removal kit.
Anyway, this year I got this:-
Any other examples?
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You lucky bastard.
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Not really. Didn’t taste that good
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@catogrande said in Crap presents:
I'm sure most of us have received an awful/inappropriate/downright puzzling birthday present from a loved one, but I feel that I have had more than my fair share. I have been disappointed by a giant cup and saucer (after expressly saying that I didn't like it), a stapler one year and what I thought was the piece de resistance - a feminine hair removal kit.
Anyway, this year I got this:-
Any other examples?
Happy birthday bro! A little minge is better than none!
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@voodoo said in Crap presents:
@catogrande said in Crap presents:
I'm sure most of us have received an awful/inappropriate/downright puzzling birthday present from a loved one, but I feel that I have had more than my fair share. I have been disappointed by a giant cup and saucer (after expressly saying that I didn't like it), a stapler one year and what I thought was the piece de resistance - a feminine hair removal kit.
Anyway, this year I got this:-
Any other examples?
Happy birthday bro! A little minge is better than none!
Reported for pedophilia.
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Don't think I've ever been given any crap presents - as opposed to useless presents.
But I once gave a decent, mature bottle of Bordeaux (Chateau Talbot '85 IIRC) to my ex- sister-in-law as she was having a 40th birthday coming up and recommended she drink it as part of the celebrations rather than keep it. I later heard she had complained I had given her a bottle of wine past its sell-by date...
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@victor-meldrew said in Crap presents:
Don't think I've ever been given any crap presents - as opposed to useless presents.
But I once gave a decent, mature bottle of Bordeaux (Chateau Talbot '85 IIRC) to my ex- sister-in-law as she was having a 40th birthday coming up and recommended she drink it as part of the celebrations rather than keep it. I later heard she had complained I had given her a bottle of wine past its sell-by date...
You should have known it was wasted on her
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@canefan said in Crap presents:
You should have known it was wasted on her
To be fair, BabyCham would be wasted on her, but I do believe in human redemption...
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Not a crap present at all, but when I got married my best man bought us a bottle of 1970 Dom Perignon. Unfortunately my Father-in-Law, being from East Germany and being a bit sheltered about these things, cracked it open when he saw that someone’s glass was empty. I managed to get about 1.5 cm in the bottom of my glass.
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@catogrande said in Crap presents:
I'm sure most of us have received an awful/inappropriate/downright puzzling birthday present from a loved one, but I feel that I have had more than my fair share. I have been disappointed by a giant cup and saucer (after expressly saying that I didn't like it), a stapler one year and what I thought was the piece de resistance - a feminine hair removal kit.
Anyway, this year I got this:-
Any other examples?
Dude, you could of at least warned us it's NSFW. I wasn't prepared to see a full on close up of minge.
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@frank said in Crap presents:
@voodoo said in Crap presents:
@catogrande said in Crap presents:
I'm sure most of us have received an awful/inappropriate/downright puzzling birthday present from a loved one, but I feel that I have had more than my fair share. I have been disappointed by a giant cup and saucer (after expressly saying that I didn't like it), a stapler one year and what I thought was the piece de resistance - a feminine hair removal kit.
Anyway, this year I got this:-
Any other examples?
Happy birthday bro! A little minge is better than none!
Reported for pedophilia.
Having a foot fetish is not illegal
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My birthday is in January, which is of course not long after Christmas, so my parents (or more specifically my mother) decided to divide my Christmas present in two. The problem with this strategy was that the present was golf clubs. So I got the irons for Christmas then the woods for my birthday. God bless her.
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@rancid-schnitzel would have been worse if they'd given you a cricket bat
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Crap presents:
My birthday is in January, which is of course not long after Christmas, so my parents (or more specifically my mother) decided to divide my Christmas present in two. The problem with this strategy was that the present was golf clubs. So I got the irons for Christmas then the woods for my birthday. God bless her.
Ha! My mate who was an avid Liverpool fan got a season ticket from his wife. She gave it to him on Christmas Day…
