Bad/Lame Jokes
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“Help, quick, my mate has a Quality Street chocolate stuck in his windpipe."
"The purple one?"
"Yes, that's him."
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What's infinity plus infinity? Two infinity and beyond!
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@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
What's infinity plus infinity? Two infinity and beyond!
We have a winner. Or should that be loser?
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Had to google it. Clever and of course lame.
That’s a win-win right there.
I do try to make up for these things though.
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Q: What does a talkative caterpillar become?
A: A social butterfly.
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@Victor-Meldrew Thank fuck you labelled them Q and A, I would never have known which was which.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew Thank fuck you labelled them Q and A, I would never have known which was which.
It's called being palindromic.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew Thank fuck you labelled them Q and A, I would never have known which was which.
It's called being palindromic.
Ah man sorry to hear mate, hopefully they can ramp up research and find a cure.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew Thank fuck you labelled them Q and A, I would never have known which was which.
It's called being palindromic.
Ah man sorry to hear mate, hopefully they can ramp up research and find a cure.
Depends which end they look from....
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I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.
I makes scents when you think about it.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.
I makes scents when you think about it.
That reeks of Tim Vine.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.
I makes scents when you think about it.
That reeks of Tim Vine.
Got it from a Star Trek meme as it happens. @MN5 will shortly be posting it several times.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.
I makes scents when you think about it.
That reeks of Tim Vine.
Got it from a Star Trek meme as it happens. @MN5 will shortly be posting it several times.
It's right up his alley.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.
I makes scents when you think about it.
That reeks of Tim Vine.
Got it from a Star Trek meme as it happens. @MN5 will shortly be posting it several times.
