Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

Q: What's French for dentures?

A: Aperitif

[Catogrande]

@Victor-Meldrew

Janet Street-Porter goes into a bar. "I'll have a small gin & tonic please"

"Wouldn't you like a large aperitif"?

Silence.

[Bones]

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?

[Bones]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?

Intolerable.

[Victor Meldrew]

Just heard on TV. I'll stick it here...

Masterchef Contestant: "I'm going to cook a Hungarian schnitzel"

Masterchef compere: "What type of schnitzel? "

Contestant: "Hungarian"

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Stockcar86]

[MiketheSnow]

Brilliant

[Crazy Horse]

@Stockcar86 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I should have paid attention in science. That took me about 10 seconds longer than it should have.

[MN5]

[Machpants]

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[Bones]

@Machpants of all the things to get banned for

[MN5]

Just had a Russian Uber Driver I can strongly recommend….His name is Picup Andropov.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]