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    @Nevorian said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Fucking cuntwankers buying their scratchy tickets at the customer service desk in the supermarket. Jesus they're tedious fucksticks.

    It’s not just the supermarket, got stuck at the Post Office once when an old duck came in with all her tickets and wanted more. In fact, I got a little sad seeing just how much lots of old people spend on lotto tickets each week, this woman spent over $100.

    Some old people do have money

    Maybe she won the lotto and that is where all the money came from? I guess the same could be said for poker machines, but I have had to walk through many establishments and it always strikes me just how many older woman are on the pokies in the middle of the day.

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    Absolutely loathe the fucking DJ at Okara Park, music starts up at every single break in play...fluffybunnies

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    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Absolutely loathe the fucking DJ at Okara Park, music starts up at every single break in play...fluffybunnies

    It's not just Okara Park, last two times I've been to Suncorp ... which are actually the only times I've been to Suncorp ... the DJ just plays music over the footy. Shitted me no end.

    Edit: Rugby and Loigue. Bled test in 2020 (?) and Broncos v some boganball team (Souths?) about a year later.

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    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew don't come back to NZ, drivers here are by and large fluffybunnies

    Recent trip to France makes kiwis look like angels on the road.

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    Motorists sitting at intersections who start edging slowly forward when there isn't yet a safe gap for them to enter.
    What the fuck you doing bro? Are you going to launch like an exocet missile into an imagined gap? Do you just have weak legs and poor control of brake/accelerator? In either case - now I need to keep a cautious eye on you, along with everything else, and put myself in a position/speed to be able to cope with whatever madness you might be considering. Instead of just continuing by at a standard rate, as I'd otherwise be able to do.

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    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Motorists sitting at intersections who start edging slowly forward when there isn't yet a safe gap for them to enter.
    What the fuck you doing bro? Are you going to launch like an exocet missile into an imagined gap? Do you just have weak legs and poor control of brake/accelerator? In either case - now I need to keep a cautious eye on you, along with everything else, and put myself in a position/speed to be able to cope with whatever madness you might be considering. Instead of just continuing by at a standard rate, as I'd otherwise be able to do.

    I’m a bit like this. The bottom of my street is a fluffybunny to get out of. I blame transmission gully.

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    Ooooh, how about those fucking twist n go riders who pull up in front of you on an angle at the lights when you're already at the front on your motorcycle. Fuck that used to drive me insane in London.

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  • Dan54D Away
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    Anyway, as I got to 69yo today and deeper into grumpy old man territory, I would like to add one more thing that pisses me off, I turn 69 a week after becoming the youngest brother in family. Young brother jumped the queue and passed away last week! And in a big family like ours we were always told to wait your turn!!!

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    @Dan54 Congrats on yr birthday. Sorry it is tinged with sadness

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    @Dan54 sad news, sorry to hear

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  • Dan54D Away
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    Will say it put's things in perspective, ABs lost? Big deal ! if you understand.

    Anyway I can still get in car in a minute or soand go to golf so life is still good!
    Well until I actually start to swing clubs, and get reminded I bloody hopeless at game.😠 😅

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    I forgot to post this last week. Music at games. Penrith has the worst by far of any live game I've ever been to. It was constant, even when play was going on.

    Why does the organisation with the best team in the game feel the need to ruin the spectacle by pumping MoreFM (hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today) down our ears constantly?

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    @Kruse Whats wrong with you? Never drove in Asia?

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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I forgot to post this last week. Music at games. Penrith has the worst by far of any live game I've ever been to. It was constant, even when play was going on.

    Why does the organisation with the best team in the game feel the need to ruin the spectacle by pumping MoreFM (hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today) down our ears constantly?

    This.

    Don't think it's exclusive to Penrith.

    Ruined the last/only two games I've been to at Suncorp.

    Repeating myself I know.

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    When you into a Hi Fi shop just wanting to look at a pair of speakers and get salespeople wanking on about how this amplifier or other "gives a warmer, deeper sound-stage", how £200 speaker cables "enhance the bass presence" or how vinyl records "contain more melodic information than digital".

    No, they fucking well do not, now piss off and study some basic physics and audio engineering you pimply-faced twat.

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    When you into a Hi Fi shop wanting to look at a pair of speakers and get salespeople wanking on about how this amplifier or other "gives a warmer, deeper sound-stage", how £200 speaker cables "enhance the bass presence" or how vinyl records "contain more melodic information than digital".

    No, they fucking well do not, now piss off and study some basic physics and audio engineering you pimply-faced twat.

    This is ironically enough exactly the kind of advice I need right now. We have the niggly combination of a big lounge with very high ceilings and a slightly out of date TV set up. Really fucken irritating when watching Kin ( and all those Micks talking really fast ) and not able to understand them when closed captions aren’t available.

    You’re grumpy that someone is giving you this advice.

    I’m grumpy that no one is.

    Our respective gripes typify this thread.

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    @MN5

    You need low noise audio optical cables which work up to 12MHz so you can hear whale song with more clarity and wider melodic bandwidth soundstage presentation and this:

    The King Kong Room Treatment System

    The King Kong Room Treatment System

    A step-by-step modular approach to turn any cuboid shaped room into a high quality professional control room, at the lowest possible price point.

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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    not able to understand them when closed captions aren’t available.

    this is modern bloody TV and Cinema. The audio tracks are turned down so far if you turn them up to hear them, your house shakes with any action.

    Pisses me off. Makes me grumpy. And it's not just you

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  • MN5M Online
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    @nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    not able to understand them when closed captions aren’t available.

    this is modern bloody TV and Cinema. The audio tracks are turned down so far if you turn them up to hear them, your house shakes with any action.

    Pisses me off. Makes me grumpy. And it's not just you

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    My boys will come and stay and we’ll watch an action movie as boys do. All well and good. The potential future Mrs MN5 generally buggers off to the other room to watch Love Island or farming for a wife or whatever…..

    Problem is during the quiet “talky” bits we have to turn it right up just to hear……but then when the machine guns/explosions/rockets/bazookas start the house literally fucken shakes just as you say. Passive aggressive shitty messages from the other room telling me to turn it down start pinging on my phone, it’s all on.

    Why do they do this to us ?

    Oldest boy is pretty good with technology ( certainly compared to me ) but probably not quite as good as he thinks he is.

    Next time the girl watches something on the big TV you can guarantee she’ll whinge about him fucking with the levels and making it hard for her to hear.

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    @nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:

    this is modern bloody TV and Cinema. The audio tracks are turned down so far if you turn them up to hear them, your house shakes with any action.

    "Ooh look, this new dynamic range expander in Adobe Audition is seriously cool. We can make the bomb going off in a quiet street way more realistic".

    Ignorant twats

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