NRL 2024
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Fuck Paul Kent
All of his shit talk over the years coming back to bite him hard here. I am sure he was goaded in to it, but the irony is fucking delicious
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I doubt it would've taken much goading. He's an angry man that's making his own life difficult. And I'm certain this won't be the last as people become emboldened after watching a pissy 54 year old demonstrate his prowess.
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Usually I don't like wishing bad things upon people and try to look at both sides of the story, but not with Paul Kent. One of the biggest hypocrites society has ever seen. This has made my day.
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so obviously the highlight of the weekend was Paul Kent getting NRL360-ed in to a tree, but football happened as well
We had the Dragons and Souths eliminated from Premiership contention on ANZAC day
Friday night the Eels were balls deep in teh game until Mika Sivo decided, for some ungodly reason, to drop the NAS forearm in to the face of one of the most unassuming guys in the comp, gets a deserved 10 (but no suspension??) and Manly immediately score 2 tries exactly where he would be standing on defence (beautifully, both scored by Garrick). Who would be a coach?
Brisbane destroyed the Tigers then clocked off early
Penrith's best player this season continues to be the opposition losing a centre early
The Knights got a much needed win, and then lol at Canberra getting absolutely flogged by the Sharks, who just might have learned some lessons from last year.The media are gunning for two coaches this week, so we'll see where the focus goes.
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Kent under a tree was great entertainment and definitely the highlight
Warriors continue to play a template game with errors that others have worked out
Roosters roster officially shows up.
Parra have another brain snap when in a game, but their teenage halfback not to blame. Another team (this time Raiders) loses their half back and like Parra last few weeks the whole team seemingly capitulates.
Knights unearth Ponga lite
Sharks going great, but reminds me of previous seasons, then Hynes fucked around and looks awful at Origin and their season falls awayAgree @mariner4life a few coaches in the coaching roulette spotlight this week..we all know fox won't focus on Kent, nor their best mate Ricky so one of the others will be the main story
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In this week's "old man yells at cloud"
Renewed calls to somehow ban the big kick off run
boooooooooo!!!!!
Dudes coming off the back fence in to 3 guys as hard as they can is one of the best things in rugby league
"but concussion" the fannies will wail. They are front rowers, they barely have functioning brains anyway.
Let the boys bash each other FFS! Rugby league is supposed to be hard and confrontational. Let union trash their sport to try and stave off the lawyers, leave rugba leeeg alone.I also can't work out exactly how they fuck you legislate against it. Don't kick off? don't run the ball?
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@mariner4life golden oldies, have to pass it after you run 10m
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@mariner4life said in NRL 2024:
I also can't work out exactly how they fuck you legislate against it. Don't kick off? don't run the ball?
NFL - take the mark and play from there. If you get 40m, you get another set of six.
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@mariner4life said in NRL 2024:
In this week's "old man yells at cloud"
Renewed calls to somehow ban the big kick off run
boooooooooo!!!!!
Dudes coming off the back fence in to 3 guys as hard as they can is one of the best things in rugby league
"but concussion" the fannies will wail. They are front rowers, they barely have functioning brains anyway.
Let the boys bash each other FFS! Rugby league is supposed to be hard and confrontational. Let union trash their sport to try and stave off the lawyers, leave rugba leeeg alone.I also can't work out exactly how they fuck you legislate against it. Don't kick off? don't run the ball?
This has to be my most hated proposed rule change right now. Iafeta Paleaaesina will be truly upset hearing about this!
If Suli doesn't get hit by his own player in the attempted group shoulder charge then this doesn't get air time again..
At this rate, next up will be a fullback returning a deep kick based on the long run up logic
leave it alone law makers
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oh, Luke Keary retiring at the end of the year. Roosters almost have to win this year
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@mariner4life said in NRL 2024:
oh, Luke Keary retiring at the end of the year. Roosters almost have to win this year
the other way to look at it is, along with Manu, Suaalii, JWH and probably Tupou and Crichton frees up anywhere from $3-$4 million in their cap for next year.
That Sombrero is going to be huge
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@African-Monkey said in NRL 2024:
Usually I don't like wishing bad things upon people and try to look at both sides of the story, but not with Paul Kent. One of the biggest hypocrites society has ever seen. This has made my day.
To take this further, Paul kent got fucked up. In hospital with broken ribs and a collapsed lung
And there is absolutely zero sympathy for the bloke. Anywhere. That should tell you all.there is to know.
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And JD goone, strong rumours on Wayne for next year, Hornby likely interim
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I would say Wayne Bennett will come back and then set up Sam Burgess after that.
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Short of coaching the Wests Tigers, there is no worse job in the NRL than coaching a club after Wayne Bennett. He might get you a premiership (though Newcastle fans might have something to say about that) but he'll leave your roster a disaster zone of old players that desperately need to be moved on, and the next guy is definitely getting the chop
He left Brisbane at the end of 2008, Ivan Henjack was sacked in 2011
He Left St George in 2011, Steve Price Was sacked in early 2014
He left Newcastle in 2014m Rick Stone didn't even make it through the next season (newcastle were fucked)
He left Brisbane in 2018, Seibold was sacked in 2020
He left Souths in 2020, and JD is now goneKristian Woolf must be in a fucking sweat. That Dolphins roster is a timebomb, made up of old old forwards, and shit halves that aren't Katoa. To their credit they have brought in some quality ex-Brisbane first graders, and have the Hammer, but history says Woolf has two years.
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It is also worth noting that, while there is zero doubt Wayne Bennett is still a great coach, and has this extraordinary ability to get his players to 100% buy in to what he is selling (no one gets a team up for an occasion, even at short notice, like Wayne), it's now 14 years and 4 clubs since he won a comp.
South Sydney have some serious roster issues, and if they think that just adding Wayne to mix is magically going to fix everything is deluded.
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Wayne could probably claim some international success in that wasteland timeframe, but you would not want to follow him for sure.
I don't necessarily think Souths roster is a complete shambles (most of the players there were winning until the middle of last year), but they have clearly neglected their middle forwards and I believe one of the only clubs still without a full-time recruitment manager. They have always relied on their nursery which is currently average at best and have automatically assumed the SG ball success translates to NRL success. On top of that they have media leaks all over the place so players hear from the media before the coach.
They have a significant in house problem which goes beyond what Wayne is likely to fix
Eels have a bye, so BA gets a week off the media roundabout, but since Gutho in surgery and out now for 4 weeks, I am going to assume that unless Moses comes back early, they will be on full coach firing rotation the following week if the lose by a lot.
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The Bunnies have neglected the two key areas of the current iteration of rugby league, middle forwards, and metre eater backs. If you look at their even first choice back three, those guys aren't driving you out of your own end. Latrell will get to dummy half and pass it to someone else, Alex Johnstone is an old fashioned finisher. Their centers don't pitch in either.
And their middles are shit on defense, probably because they are needed early in every set.
