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@mariner4life fuck you live in a fucked up country.
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I have absolutely no problems with spiders, used to keep them as pets when I was a kid and can pick them up and hold them like any other insect. I seem to be in a ridiculously small minority here though - I guess I didn't get the evolutionary trait of finding them creepy/dangerous like most other humans.
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@mariner4life bro, I have tears in my eyes, that is awesome!
Gold!
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I have no issues with spiders in NZ but am a bit wary in the tropics only coz I don't know if they are the nasty bitey type.
I had a sort of Mariner moment in Noosa once. Opening the umbrella on the deck and there was a fucking enormous huntsman up in the crown (on inside). Used a broom to try and shift it and it leapt straight at my face. Bit of a shock I did manage to sweep it off the deck though and never saw it again.
I got bitten by one years ago on my porch in Auckland. Took weeks for the redness and swelling to go down and I still occasionally get itchiness from the bite.
Also they don't taste very fucking good. My least fave sautéed insect.
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@mokey maybe @mariner4life can post you a box of golden Orb spiders??
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@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
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@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
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@dogmeat said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I have no issues with spiders in NZ but am a bit wary in the tropics only coz I don't know if they are the nasty bitey type
NZ is fucking paradise. Spider? pfff that fucker won't hurt you. Long grass? no worries, you go straight through it, no Taipans there. Standing on the bank of this estuary at dusk? brilliant, no crocs to grab me. Bliss. Neighbour has chickens? No worries, no 3m pythons cruising past the laundry door to worry about.
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
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@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
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@mariner4life Yeah, I have to say, I will never forget visiting some old neighbours of ours who moved to North Queensland. Oh so casual tips: careful outside in the grass cos fucking everything, glance in the loo before you go cos snakes, and glance up for plate-sized spiders.
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
I think I live up high enough to avoid most of them, thankfully. I always check the toilet bowl in Oz though.
Snakes, spiders, crocodiles, bush fires - this country is a fucking death trap.
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@mokey it's not too bad. Snakes only really bite you if you surprise them, so if you stomp around the joint you should be okay.
But, i have to say, every time i move the bins to put them out i have my heart in my mouth. Being surrounded by bush is pretty idyllic, but has its drawbacks
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@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
I think I live up high enough to avoid most of them, thankfully. I always check the toilet bowl in Oz though.
Snakes, spiders, crocodiles, bush fires - this country is a fucking death trap.
.. decade long droughts, Phil Gould, flies by the billions, oppressive heat
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@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
I think I live up high enough to avoid most of them, thankfully. I always check the toilet bowl in Oz though.
Snakes, spiders, crocodiles, bush fires - this country is a fucking death trap.
.. decade long droughts, Phil Gould, flies by the billions, oppressive heat
Werewolves , trannies with axes ....
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
I think I live up high enough to avoid most of them, thankfully. I always check the toilet bowl in Oz though.
Snakes, spiders, crocodiles, bush fires - this country is a fucking death trap.
.. decade long droughts, Phil Gould, flies by the billions, oppressive heat
Werewolves , trannies with axes ....
..guys that push tinder dates off balconies 30 stories up..
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@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
I think I live up high enough to avoid most of them, thankfully. I always check the toilet bowl in Oz though.
Snakes, spiders, crocodiles, bush fires - this country is a fucking death trap.
.. decade long droughts, Phil Gould, flies by the billions, oppressive heat
Werewolves , trannies with axes ....
..guys that push tinder dates off balconies 30 stories up..
I bet this crazy bitch has sisters
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12098639
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
I think I live up high enough to avoid most of them, thankfully. I always check the toilet bowl in Oz though.
Snakes, spiders, crocodiles, bush fires - this country is a fucking death trap.
.. decade long droughts, Phil Gould, flies by the billions, oppressive heat
Werewolves , trannies with axes ....
..guys that push tinder dates off balconies 30 stories up..
I bet this crazy bitch has sisters
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12098639
She sounds hot
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@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@virgil said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mokey said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@paekakboyz Fuck no. Golden orb spiders are for amateurs.
essentially harmless. Like Huntsmen. They are just huge and scary.
It's the little fuckers you can't see you have to be wary of. Redbacks, and Funnel Webs. Thankfully they live down south mainly.
Although, I've turned over a few rocks while landscaping to find some fuckers that look a lot like Funnel Webs.
Wait, what?
Sydney is Ground Zero for the dangerous spider market. We up here have all the really bad snakes.
I think I live up high enough to avoid most of them, thankfully. I always check the toilet bowl in Oz though.
Snakes, spiders, crocodiles, bush fires - this country is a fucking death trap.
.. decade long droughts, Phil Gould, flies by the billions, oppressive heat
Werewolves , trannies with axes ....
..guys that push tinder dates off balconies 30 stories up..
I bet this crazy bitch has sisters
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12098639
She sounds hot
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