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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    This was also on telly this morning, I was having a giggle at how all the cows were white, then they said the lady is charging £125 for it! I'm buying a cow.

    Seems her price has raised since this article.

    Nov 20, 2023  /  Life and style

    Can cuddling a cow make me less stressed? There’s one way to find out …

    Can cuddling a cow make me less stressed? There’s one way to find out …

    Fifty pounds will buy you three hours petting the retired dairy cows at Dumble Farm in East Yorkshire – and the tickets sell out almost instantly

    I'm already talking to Mrs Meldrew about renting out our fence by the hour so people can pat our neighbours Limousins

    Really disappointed to discover that's a breed of cattle.

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    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Really disappointed to discover that's a breed of cattle.

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @scribe said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    It’s not me but I’m not the only Ferner in London.

    What are the chances of any in Sunderland...

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    Seagull probably stole his chips

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    @Nevorian said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @scribe said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    It’s not me but I’m not the only Ferner in London.

    What are the chances of any in Sunderland...

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    Seagull probably stole his chips

    A knee jerk reaction?

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    Sunderland....

    Surprised anyone noticed

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    It was almost de rigueur when my Mother-in-Law did Christmas Day

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67710700

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    I do hope this is real ... it's so stupid it's awesome ...

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    Dec 14, 2023  /  Sport

    ‘You didn’t just succeed, you Exceled’: Sydney man dubbed the ‘Annihilator’ wins spreadsheet world championship

    ‘You didn’t just succeed, you Exceled’: Sydney man dubbed the ‘Annihilator’ wins spreadsheet world championship

    Andrew Ngai, who works as an actuary, fends off competitors from around the globe to reclaim the event, televised live on ESPN

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    @Tim big event...

    spreadsheets can be thrilling ! 📈💥#excelworldchampionship #microsoftexcel
    Anna Rudegeair

    spreadsheets can be thrilling ! 📈💥#excelworldchampionship #microsoftexcel

    spreadsheets can be thrilling ! 📈💥#excelworldchampionship  #microsoftexcel
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    Actuary : a person who regards a Saturday night out with Chartered Accountants as dangerous.

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    @Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Dec 14, 2023  /  Sport

    ‘You didn’t just succeed, you Exceled’: Sydney man dubbed the ‘Annihilator’ wins spreadsheet world championship

    ‘You didn’t just succeed, you Exceled’: Sydney man dubbed the ‘Annihilator’ wins spreadsheet world championship

    Andrew Ngai, who works as an actuary, fends off competitors from around the globe to reclaim the event, televised live on ESPN

    He’s my favourite Australian sportsman

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    Jasmine Charles  /  TheTimesWorld

    28st man sues over being kicked off PE teaching course

    28st man sues over being kicked off PE teaching course

    David Lopez wants $1 million compensation from university even though he could not complete training in a US school setting

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    Nonce-alyzer:

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    https://www.topgear.com/car-news/satire/volkswagen-set-introduce-two-factor-authentication-climate-control

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    Pseudoscientific contradictory nonsense. Lapped up in the comments section by lonely morons. Guests like this make me not want to subscribe to podcast channels like this.

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    David Sanderson, Arts Correspondent  /  TheTimesNews

    Actor halted Hamlet after audience member opened laptop

    Actor halted Hamlet after audience member opened laptop

    Andrew Scott said there was ‘no way’ he could continue while the man was answering emails

    “When I was playing Hamlet, a guy took out his laptop — not his phone, his laptop — while I was in the middle of ‘to be or not to f*ing be’,” Scott told the Happy Sad Confused podcast. “I was pausing and [the stage team] were like, ‘Get on with it’ and I was like, ‘There’s no way’.”

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    Useful when you're suffering from a hernia I guess..

    Jan 5, 2024

    NHS asks patients to choose from 12 genders, 10 sexual preferences and 159 religions

    NHS asks patients to choose from 12 genders, 10 sexual preferences and 159 religions

    Some registering with the online portal before they attend appointments say questions are bizarre, confusing and intrusive

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    The mattress had actually been moved to the side of the road when we drove past this afternoon...

    Molly Seaman  /  Jan 14, 2024  /  Cornwall News

    Car stuck on top of mattress on A38

    Car stuck on top of mattress on A38

    It caused problems on the carriageway

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    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

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    Walt, and proud! I hope some real Airborne get hold of him

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