F*ck playing them rugby XV
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Just curious who would be in the 15 of players you would least like to play against
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- Tendai Mtarawira
- Dylan Hartley
- Ben Tameifuna
- Tomas Lavanini
- Brodie Retallick
- Akira Ioane
- Taqele Nayaravoro
- Matthieu Bastereaud
- Nemani Nadolo
Missed heaps probably
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Current players or past? Lomu is a shoe in if past. Jerry Collins an obvious choice for 6 too.
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Butch James the only 10 I can think of that liked to put in (illegal) big tackles.
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@No-Quarter said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
Current players or past? Lomu is a shoe in if past. Jerry Collins an obvious choice for 6 too.
Yeah Lauaki would be my shoe-in at 8.
15 would be Jane. I'm still scarred.
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Laumape. An absolute farking brick of a man. Ridiculous treetrunk legs. Would hate to tackle him.
Isitolo Maka was a beast when fit.
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Make a past team and a current team
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@Bones said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@No-Quarter said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
Current players or past? Lomu is a shoe in if past. Jerry Collins an obvious choice for 6 too.
Yeah Lauaki would be my shoe-in at 8.
15 would be Jane. I'm still scarred.
Yes to Lauaki, absolute wrecking ball. Cullen would be the most annoying 15 as you'd never he able to lay a hand on the fluffybunny.
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Fuck trying to win lineouts against Matfield
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The player from North’s reds pressies team I played in the weekend the guy was easily 150kg+ while he didn’t have speed he absolutely smashed us took about 3 of us to take him down...FYI tried tackling around the legs could only wrap my arms around one and got dragged along 😂
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@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian CullenFor the same reason: Marc Cecilllon
Edit: Oops, not Naka Drotske. Meant Henry Tromp!!
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@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian CullenFor the same reason: Marc Cecilllon
Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?
Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...
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@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian CullenFor the same reason: Marc Cecilllon
Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?
Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...
One of his workers
Edit: Aa above... Tromp. Sorry Naka
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@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian CullenFor the same reason: Marc Cecilllon
Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?
Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...
Homophobe
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@Yeahtheboys said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
Just curious who would be in the 15 of players you would least like to play against
Justin Harrison. Sure, being snapped in half by Brian Lima isn't particularly enjoyable but lining up against a guy who carries on like a pork chop with a 6 inch height advantage would wind me up so much more.
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@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian CullenFor the same reason: Marc Cecilllon
Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?
Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...
One of his workers
Andrew Hore for those who don’t like Seals
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@MN5 what’s bad about Jamie Roberts
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I like to finish my rugby games with limbs in place, no black eyes, not concussed and without teeth marks, therefore here’s a few guys who I’d not like to play against:
Bakkies Botha
Brian Lochore
Jamie Cudmore
Corne Krige
Henry Honiball
Butch James
Brian Lima
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@ACT-Crusader said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
I like to finish my rugby games with limbs in place, no black eyes, not concussed and without teeth marks, therefore here’s a few guys who I’d not like to play against:
Bakkies Botha
Brian Lochore
Jamie Cudmore
Corne Krige
Henry Honiball
Butch James
Brian Lima
Viliame SatalaHow long do we wait for @NTA to add Pinetree to that list on behalf of the Catchpole family?
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Thank f*ck John Hopoate never switched to Union....
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- Richard Loe (Dirty f*cker)
- Daniel Dubroca (Dirtier f*cker)
- Johan le Roux (Even dirter f*cker)
- Bakkies Botha (c) (Dirtiest f*cker ever)
- Martin Johnson (Almost as dirty)
- Alex Wylie (Thug)
- Richie McCaw (Professor breakdown and McGod)
- Jerry Collins (Bone breaker)
- Matt Dawson (Mouthy git)
- Owen Farrell (Anyone for neck rolls?)
- Jonah Lomu (Ask Tony Underwood)
- Brian Lima (The Chiropractor)
- Aurelian Rougerie (Eye-gorging)
- James Small (Mouthy and dirty)
- Chris Ashton (Annoying splash dives)
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@No-Quarter said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
Butch James the only 10 I can think of that liked to put in (illegal) big tackles.
Thalidomide Butch .
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@Smuts said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@booboo don't recall Drotske shooting any of his workers. He was recently shot himself though: https://www.timeslive.co.za/sport/rugby/2019-01-16-naka-drotske-i-just-decided-to-attack-them/
Yeah that sounds right. Gareth Thomas was assaulted ( not particularly badly I might add ) and the whole social media world went nuts about it but Drotske got shot three times and no one gave a fuck it seemed.
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@sparky said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
- Richard Loe (Dirty f*cker)
- Daniel Dubroca (Dirtier f*cker)
- Johan le Roux (Even dirter f*cker)
- Bakkies Botha (c) (Dirtiest f*cker ever)
- Martin Johnson (Almost as dirty)
- Alex Wylie (Thug)
- Richie McCaw (Professor breakdown and McGod)
- Jerry Collins (Bone breaker)
- Matt Dawson (Mouthy git)
- Owen Farrell (Anyone for neck rolls?)
- Jonah Lomu (Ask Tony Underwood)
- Brian Lima (The Chiropractor)
- Aurelian Rougerie (Eye-gorging)
- James Small (Mouthy and dirty)
- Chris Ashton (Annoying splash dives)
I've realised my team was more of a "tough to tackle or be smashed by" team.
This team is dirty as fuck. Well done sir although I think you could do way "better" ( if that's the word ) at openside. Finlay Calder maybe ?
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@sparky said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@Smuts Was @booboo thinking of Henry Tromp?
Springboks select killer
CONVICTED killer Henry Tromp has been included in the Springbok squad to face Australia in the tri-nations rugby test in Bloemfontein…
@Smuts
Sorry to all involved' especially Drotske.Yes it was Tromp i was confusing him with.
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Mark Shaw must be one of the dirtiest players/enforcers in NZ rugby ever.
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@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@sparky said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
- Richard Loe (Dirty f*cker)
- Daniel Dubroca (Dirtier f*cker)
- Johan le Roux (Even dirter f*cker)
- Bakkies Botha (c) (Dirtiest f*cker ever)
- Martin Johnson (Almost as dirty)
- Alex Wylie (Thug)
- Richie McCaw (Professor breakdown and McGod)
- Jerry Collins (Bone breaker)
- Matt Dawson (Mouthy git)
- Owen Farrell (Anyone for neck rolls?)
- Jonah Lomu (Ask Tony Underwood)
- Brian Lima (The Chiropractor)
- Aurelian Rougerie (Eye-gorging)
- James Small (Mouthy and dirty)
- Chris Ashton (Annoying splash dives)
I've realised my team was more of a "tough to tackle or be smashed by" team.
This team is dirty as fuck. Well done sir although I think you could do way "better" ( if that's the word ) at openside. Finlay Calder maybe ?
That's all a bit theatrical from Fitzy.
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@antipodean said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
@sparky said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:
- Richard Loe (Dirty f*cker)
- Daniel Dubroca (Dirtier f*cker)
- Johan le Roux (Even dirter f*cker)
- Bakkies Botha (c) (Dirtiest f*cker ever)
- Martin Johnson (Almost as dirty)
- Alex Wylie (Thug)
- Richie McCaw (Professor breakdown and McGod)
- Jerry Collins (Bone breaker)
- Matt Dawson (Mouthy git)
- Owen Farrell (Anyone for neck rolls?)
- Jonah Lomu (Ask Tony Underwood)
- Brian Lima (The Chiropractor)
- Aurelian Rougerie (Eye-gorging)
- James Small (Mouthy and dirty)
- Chris Ashton (Annoying splash dives)
I've realised my team was more of a "tough to tackle or be smashed by" team.
This team is dirty as fuck. Well done sir although I think you could do way "better" ( if that's the word ) at openside. Finlay Calder maybe ?
That's all a bit theatrical from Fitzy.
100% but you don't mess with a guy that grey at the age of about 30.......
