Grumpy Old Man
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Balmoral in Mosman
this flash fluffybunny
Fuck I don't live there!!
Just happens to be halfway between the kids school and home
When I am forced to park in the flash carpark, my CX-9 with all its dents and scratches looks pretty sweet next to the Porsche Cayennes and Range Rover Sports
I have to slum it and drive the CX5. What, if anything, makes the 9 better ?
Just size mate. 3x kids so need the 7 seats when ferrying their mates around or loading up camping gear.
Its annoyingly long as a result though Sydney council carparks are not built for a 5m+ vehicle.
Would you agree that the turning circle isn’t too flash either? I literally can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
Such nice wheels to drive though and getting it mid COVID when others were struggling is something I’m genuinely thankful for.
Onya boss(es) !!!!
Yeah, turning circle is fucking awful.
Lots of totally unnecessary zip though!
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I hate office birthday celebrations. A bunch of people singing a shit song half-heartedly to justify getting a piece of shitty cake afterwards.
The "it's your birthday so you have to supply the cake" nonsense. I never let people in the office know when my birthday is. The cake is a lie.
Fucking this.
I used to only half-jokingly claim that my boss sending a "happy birthday" email to me with the office cc-ed was an abuse of my HR-records-privacy.
It's a simple deal - I won't eat any of the shit cake your plain wife baked last night, or you bought at the Tesco on the way to work... and I also won't bring in any shit cake I picked up from my local Waitrose. -
i love cake
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@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
and I also won't bring in any shit cake I picked up from my local Waitrose.
I think that you will find that Waitrose is a highly respected organisation around here so their "shit cakes" might be better than you think. Will leave that up to you.
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Lots of totally unnecessary zip though!
No such thing.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I hate office birthday celebrations. A bunch of people singing a shit song half-heartedly to justify getting a piece of shitty cake afterwards.
I’ve been lucky that in my last three workplaces we have had awesome cake makers and no singalongs.
My minion two jobs ago makes awesome old school cakes (banana cake, chocolate etc) and she still makes me one for my birthday now. One of the girls at my current job is a fancy cake baker so we get these for everyone’s birthday.
Sorry for going against the grain of the thread.
Showoffs. I really fucken hate showoffs.
All we need now is some piston wristed gibbon to say his wife likes sex.
Your wife likes sex... just not with you.
Sorry, had to be done.
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@Anonymous I'm not sure this reads better with a name next to it or Anonymous.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
I thought someone had already mentioned showoffs?
Little bit of lube always helps me fit into tight spaces.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
I thought someone had already mentioned showoffs?
Little bit of lube always helps me fit into tight spaces.
this flash fluffybunny.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
I thought someone had already mentioned showoffs?
I suck at parking too. So hard to get used to something so big
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
I thought someone had already mentioned showoffs?
I suck at parking too. So hard to get used to something so big
Shouldn't have waited so long for the surgery eh.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
can’t fit the car in the other half’s carport.
I thought someone had already mentioned showoffs?
I suck at parking too. So hard to get used to something so big
Where is Parking?
Asking for a friend.
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@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
It's a simple deal - I won't eat any of the shit cake your plain wife baked last night
Plain wife killed me 😂🎂
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@Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I hate office birthday celebrations. A bunch of people singing a shit song half-heartedly to justify getting a piece of shitty cake afterwards.
The "it's your birthday so you have to supply the cake" nonsense. I never let people in the office know when my birthday is. The cake is a lie.
Fucking this.
I used to only half-jokingly claim that my boss sending a "happy birthday" email to me with the office cc-ed was an abuse of my HR-records-privacy.
It's a simple deal - I won't eat any of the shit cake your plain wife baked last night, or you bought at the Tesco on the way to work... and I also won't bring in any shit cake I picked up from my local Waitrose.Indeed. You won’t be bringing unicorns either.
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I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
It's a good for morale! Bit of secret santa etc.Only a girl could write something like this
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
Roadworks
This. I live in a holiday area so why do the morons at council wait until summer when we have an influx of thousands of people here to block off roads. The queue yesterday was backed up for miles. What should have been a 7 minute trip took over 40 minutes.
Do it before Labour weekend - no problem you idiots. We don't even get that much rain so why? FFS.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
I knew you lot had your odd grumps but I'm not impressed with all the scrooge like grinchness about Birthdays and Christmas.
It's a good for morale! Bit of secret santa etc.I'm seriously into Christmas - traditions and all.
But Secret Santa in the office can fuck right off - particularly after some prick gave me a gift card for a £20 donation for a Goat for Africa. Fluffybunny.
