The Daily Mail

[booboo]

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I.....don't.......know.......where.....to......start......</p></blockquote>
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Errr .. jeg ... it IS a pisstake

[MN5]

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<p>Errr .. jeg ... it IS a pisstake</p>
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<p>Anti vax chicks are mingas, not cute ones like that. Dead giveaway.</p>

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="booboo" data-cid="561267" data-time="1456537584"><p>Errr .. jeg ... it IS a pisstake</p></blockquote>
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I get that. I had a munter give me an anti fluoride leaflet the other day, basically the leaflet shrieked all kinds of awful shit from fluoride but as evidence produced a photo of a young guy who died of bone cancer that "might" have come from fluoride . <br><br>
Between that kind of wilful dishonesty and reading Wingers posts on planet rugby about the meningitis vaccine nothing would surprise me with these mouth breathers.

[jegga]

<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p>
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<p>This must be a hoax? The comments are gold.</p>

[NTA]

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<p>wasnt sure where to put this piece of gold!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/anti-vaxxer-fights-for-exemption-from-swimming-between-the-flags/'>http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/anti-vaxxer-fights-for-exemption-from-swimming-between-the-flags/</a></p>
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<p>they needed a more, er, stereo-typical looking lass for the pics....</p>
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<p>Do yourself a favour and follow <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/'>http://www.betootaadvocate.com/</a> on social media. Pretty much everything they do is LOL funny. </p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/90-of-local-baby-boomers-social-media-activity-based-around-calling-people-bludgers/'>http://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/90-of-local-baby-boomers-social-media-activity-based-around-calling-people-bludgers/</a></p>
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90% Of Local Baby Boomer’s Social Media Activity Based Around Calling People “Bludgers”

<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:21px;font-style:italic;">"I already owned three houses by the first time I got divorced. All it takes is a bit of elbow grease!"</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:21px;font-style:italic;"><img src="http://www.betootaadvocate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/boomer-social-media.jpg" alt="boomer-social-media.jpg"></span></p>

[JC]

<p>Woman eats sandwich apparently. Huge news. Huge.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html'>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html</a></p>

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JC" data-cid="562495" data-time="1457127467"><p>
Woman eats sandwich apparently. Huge news. Huge.<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html</a></p></blockquote>
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Whoah!<br><br>
Two cars were stuck on a beach yesterday <br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/77577247/two-cars-stuck-in-mudflats-in-waterview-auckland">http://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/77577247/two-cars-stuck-in-mudflats-in-waterview-auckland</a>

[taniwharugby]

My sons hat fell off in the sea yesterday, he wasn't happy cos it was his fave, luckily someone dived down to retrieve it.

[jegga]

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My sons hat fell off in the sea yesterday, he wasn't happy cos it was his fave, luckily someone dived down to retrieve it.</p></blockquote>
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Gutted to see stuff bumped that compelling tale for this <a class="bbc_url" href="http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/little-kids/77580695/Little-girls-sinus-infection-was-actually-a-safety-pin-stuck-up-her-nose">http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/little-kids/77580695/Little-girls-sinus-infection-was-actually-a-safety-pin-stuck-up-her-nose</a>

[taniwharugby]

And yet this is news too...<br><br>
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11600782'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11600782</a>

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="562772" data-time="1457205678"><p>
And yet this is news too...<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11600782">http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11600782</a></p></blockquote>
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Is saying you're a porn addict another way of saying you're addicted to fapping ?

[Nepia]

<p>WTF! That is the stupidest non news article I've ever read. What on earth is Willis' thinking? Does he have a book to sell?</p>
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<p>His missus looks pretty hot, of course he'd watch less porn after hooking up with her.</p>

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="562794" data-time="1457215548"><p>WTF! That is the stupidest non news article I've ever read. What on earth is Willis' thinking? Does he have a book to sell?<br>
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His missus looks pretty hot, of course he'd watch less porn after hooking up with her.</p></blockquote>
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Not sure about a book but he said he was still choking the chicken at a furious rate while in a relationship with her , why the hell you'd tell everyone that is a mystery. <br><br>
Terry Crews said much the same a week or back , as cracked pointed out his biceps are likely to shrink to normal size now unless he finds another workout to pick up the slack.

[JC]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="562794" data-time="1457215548">
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<p>WTF! That is the stupidest non news article I've ever read. What on earth is Willis' thinking? Does he have a book to sell?</p>
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<p>His missus looks pretty hot, of course he'd watch less porn after hooking up with her.</p>
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<p>It explains his disappointing result at the 2012 Olympics. They had free wifi in the Olympic Village so the poor bugger was probably exhausted.</p>

[Siam]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="562794" data-time="1457215548">
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<p>WTF! That is the stupidest non news article I've ever read. What on earth is Willis' thinking? Does he have a book to sell?</p>
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<p>His missus looks pretty hot, of course he'd watch less porn after hooking up with her.</p>
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<p>You never been married Nepia? :)</p>

[No Quarter]

Probably got snapped out by his wife a few times so went with this addiction story to make it all better. Pretty genius really. Even if he gets snapped again it's just a "re-lapse" and not his fault.

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="No Quarter" data-cid="562885" data-time="1457250645"><p>Probably got snapped out by his wife a few times so went with this addiction story to make it all better. Pretty genius really. Even if he gets snapped again it's just a "re-lapse" and not his fault.</p></blockquote>
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You can also scale it up and say you're a sex addict too further down the track when you're caught banging her friends.

[taniwharugby]

He says he kept falling back to his additpction every week or month and also counting the days, weeks since he last saw some...if you have weeks or months between visits is it really an addiction? <br><br>
Obviously he felt he had an issue, but to me, that doesn't 'sound' like an issue, an addiction to me would be needing to do it every day, at work etc, I guess there is a bit more to it than the article states.

[No Quarter]

He's a proud Christian and says it's "unnatural". I can think of other things that Christians like to label "unnatural".<br><br>
When the director of Family First is coming out in support of your actions then you know it's probably bullshit.

[jegga]

He's a Christian so he probably doesn't discuss with his mates how often they ride the porn train to fapville, it doesn't sound to me like an addiction either but it he obviously feels like it does.