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What is staring vs looking? 2 sec? 5 sec?
However, where the line between accidentally making eye contact and staring was not fully explained.
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I am not staring at her, i am wankered and can't fucking focus more than 2 feet in front of me
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My bro and I got barred from Little HQ for pretty much this in Feb last year. He'd just arrived in NZ after months only able to leave his apartment in Singapore once a week and then two weeks in MIQ. He took a couple of generic photo's of the bar to send to mates in Europe ' look at this - no masks - people out enjoying themselves' sort of thing.
Two young slappers literally ran over and got in his face accusing him of staring at them and videoing them kissing. He denied this - they demanded his phone - He refused as it was a work phone - one of them throws his beer in my brothers face (I copped a bit too) the other smacked him in the side of the face . Brother turns to complain to bouncer and about 20 of their mates pile in. Half trying to do us and the other half trying to apologise for the- their words "mad bitches". Bit of a maul. We get thrown out and issued with a lifetime ban.
Ended up pretty messy as we had been thinking of heading home but we were fucked off so went elsewhere and kept drinking until 3:00.
they weren't even in the fucking photos!
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@dogmeat fucken muppets (the chicks, not you guys)
@mariner4life I find I do that at the gym (sans alcohol) sitting on a machine, finished a set, staring at nothing in the distance, when I snap to start 2nd set I find myself staring at someone (sometimes a hot chick - so maybe it is sub conscious thing )
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
What is staring vs looking? 2 sec? 5 sec?
However, where the line between accidentally making eye contact and staring was not fully explained.
Sounds like a shit pub. I’ll be crossing that one off the list. Perving is a god given right and is generally harmless although I will admit I possibly look slightly creepier doing it at 45 than 25.
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@dogmeat said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
My bro and I got barred from Little HQ for pretty much this in Feb last year. He'd just arrived in NZ after months only able to leave his apartment in Singapore once a week and then two weeks in MIQ. He took a couple of generic photo's of the bar to send to mates in Europe ' look at this - no masks - people out enjoying themselves' sort of thing.
Two young slappers literally ran over and got in his face accusing him of staring at them and videoing them kissing. He denied this - they demanded his phone - He refused as it was a work phone - one of them throws his beer in my brothers face (I copped a bit too) the other smacked him in the side of the face . Brother turns to complain to bouncer and about 20 of their mates pile in. Half trying to do us and the other half trying to apologise for the- their words "mad bitches". Bit of a maul. We get thrown out and issued with a lifetime ban.
Ended up pretty messy as we had been thinking of heading home but we were fucked off so went elsewhere and kept drinking until 3:00.
they weren't even in the fucking photos!
This is why I hate young people.
Pissing and moaning about something like that and then retorting with attempted robbery and assault.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
then retorting with attempted robbery and assault
We'd have smashed them bro
After all two guys in their 60's - one thinks he 35 the other one feels 75. Up against 10-15 pissed up 20 somethings. What could possibly go wrong?
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@dogmeat said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
then retorting with attempted robbery and assault
We'd have smashed them bro
After all two guys in their 60's - one thinks he 35 the other one feels 75. Up against 10-15 pissed up 20 somethings. What could possibly go wrong?
They’d all be too busy trying to find their phones to film any action. My money would be on you two.
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I’m glad people like Chloe are around to tell us what we’re allowed to find funny or not
I might be judging a book by its cover but the words ‘barrel of laughs’ and ‘Chloe’ look like an uneasy mix at best.
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@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This gives me eery flashbacks of the chicken and falafel kebab I got that took nearly an hour and didn’t have any chicken in it.
I can’t believe stuff.co.nz didn’t reach out for my story.
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I genuinely despair for NZ as a country that this is a New story
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@MN5 Most countries have a 'newspaper' that features this sort of entertainment dross. However, those countries also have a range of newspapers from tits'n'arse to allegedly intellectual broadsheets.
NZ's so small we just have the middle option with the occasional more in-depth feature and a complete lack of nubile norks (channeling my inner Sun).
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@dogmeat said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 Most countries have a 'newspaper' that features this sort of entertainment dross. However, those countries also have a range of newspapers from tits'n'arse to allegedly intellectual broadsheets.
NZ's so small we just have the middle option with the occasional more in-depth feature and a complete lack of nubile norks (channeling my inner Sun).
You’re showing your age by referring them like this.
Cool younger guys like me call them “tits” or “cans”
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I genuinely despair for NZ as a country that this is a New story
Damn. Forgot about Hilary. Is she still alive?
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I genuinely despair for NZ as a country that this is a New story
One does wonder who solves wordle each day. I mean it’s not going to be her is it?