-
Infowars continues to be a valuable source of news. There’s a pedophile colony on mars apparently. Now a trip to mars takes 20 years , how do they keep the kids to stay kids? I’m guessing Alex Jones has an answer for that .
NASA have denied any involvement in the child sex slave colony on mars , what else else would you expect from round earth shills who faked the moon landing?
-
@jegga said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
Now a trip to mars takes 20 years , how do they keep the kids to stay kids?
Cryogenics of course. The government has been secretly doing it for years, they got the idea from a movie called "Alien".
I completely believe this bit as I have a blue one in my garage:
"I know they've created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras"
-
@snowy said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
@jegga said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
Now a trip to mars takes 20 years , how do they keep the kids to stay kids?
Cryogenics of course. The government has been secretly doing it for years, they got the idea from a movie called "Alien".
I completely believe this bit as I have a blue one in my garage:
"I know they've created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras"
Actually I ran this by the mrs and she suggested cryonics too. It’s so obvious when you think about it.
As for Bill Gates , just horrifying.
-
Mars is a fucking great place for pedophiles. Kids would stay young for twice as long.
How would you reconcile that the 7 year old boy looks 14?
-
@donsteppa I had to google what a chemtriail was and realised that I have been unaware of my culpability in doing this for decades.
I'm not sure which of these I was doing:
"the chemical release may be solar radiation management,[2] weather modification, psychological manipulation, human population control, or biological or chemical warfare and that the trails are causing respiratory illnesses and other health problems.[1][4]"Anyway I apologise people, I just had no idea.
-
@snowy said in Your favourite conspiracy theories:
@donsteppa I had to google what a chemtriail was and realised that I have been unaware of my culpability in doing this for decades.
I'm not sure which of these I was doing:
"the chemical release may be solar radiation management,[2] weather modification, psychological manipulation, human population control, or biological or chemical warfare and that the trails are causing respiratory illnesses and other health problems.[1][4]"Anyway I apologise people, I just had no idea.
-
@Snowy speaking of chemtrails...they are everywhere apparently
popped up on my FB following a pic someone submitted of the clouds on the Advocate page
-
@taniwharugby I know that none of you will believe me due to earlier admissions, but it wasn't me. Whangarei wasn't my target zone. Shit, shouldn't have said that. Never mind, William Hay is on to us anyway.
-
Speaking of Sheeple...
-
Your favourite conspiracy theories