Guns and Strippers thread! Best ever!
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<p>I'd have given the prick a smack in the head to re-calibrate him.</p>
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<p>Mariners a lover not a fighter.</p>
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<p>I've always fucken hated people taking the moral high ground, there was a bloke who used to come out on work pissups with us and never touch a drop only cos he loved telling people on Monday about how drunk and stupid they got. I don't mind people coming out in town and not drinking if they're good fun, minders and there's a chance of a lift home afterwards but this guy was just a fuckwit who did get smacked by a mate of mine which was rather amusing.</p>
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<p>I know most guys on here are my age or thereabouts so I think we can all be thankful camera phones were only in their infancy during our glory days of drinking.........</p> -
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<p>M4L, IIRC, your wife is Polish? is this a catholic thing?</p>
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<p>yep, Polish. So was he. </p>
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<p>A catholic thing? Nah man, i doubt that's it. To be honest i don't know what it is.</p>
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<p>Her comment during a discussion on the weekend was "why would you look there when you can get it at home?". I looked at her and said "um, we've been married for 10 years, get what at home?" Thankfully she's a happy drunk, and saw the humour in it.</p> -
<p>This is great.</p>
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<p>I'm not going to name-drop the ferner but when we were in London, we would be out on the booze and his misses (Bless her, and they are still together) would be the one to initiate the move each boozed night to the jack the rippers!!</p> -
I'm a huge admirer of the female form and won't judge anyone who likes the rippers but I've never liked those types of places. Tbh after a night on the turps Id much rather settle on my own in front of some quality cable tv than pay hundreds of dollars to have some dubious chick gyrating on top of me. No form of release either.<br><br>
I have a mate that is obsessed with the rippers. Thankfully his wife has a forgiving nature because it is not uncommon for him to come home with fake tan all over his shirt. -
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<p>I'm a huge admirer of the female form and won't judge anyone who likes the rippers but I've never liked those types of places. Tbh after a night on the turps Id much rather settle on my own in front of some quality cable tv than pay hundreds of dollars to have some dubious chick gyrating on top of me. No form of release either.<br><br>
I have a mate that is obsessed with the rippers. Thankfully his wife has a forgiving nature because it is not uncommon for him to come home with fake tan all over his shirt.</p>
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<p>That's why you go to a pub strippies place like The Griffin. 1 pound for each dancer, and normal pub prices for beer.</p> -
<p>titty girls in the pub are still a big thing over here. I remember being at one where the girl obviously had a little too much liquid courage before her shift. About 10 minutes in she started dancing and pulled her g-banger off. Management ushered her out sharpish. </p>
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<p>It's not bad up here, most of them are European backpackers looking for some holiday money, so you get some fucking stunners. I remember this french chick we got one year, unreal. </p>
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<p>Best lappies i ever got was either at Firecats in Hamilton from a stunning red head who actually got my old fella out, or this French chick in Townsville who was sensual as fuck, she was good at her job that one (although we got kicked out because my mate tried to kiss his, and she didn't like it). </p> -
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<p>That's why you go to a pub strippies place like The Griffin. 1 pound for each dancer, and normal pub prices for beer.</p>
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<p>What's the quality like at those prices? Do they still have all their teeth?</p> -
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<p>Best lappies i ever got was either at Firecats in Hamilton from a stunning red head who actually got my old fella out, or this French chick in Townsville who was sensual as fuck, she was good at her job that one (although we got kicked out because my mate tried to kiss his, and she didn't like it). </p>
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<p>My daughters name is Alexandra, and I quickly correct anybody who refers to her as "Lexie", purely thanks to Firecats.</p>
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<p>What's the quality like at those prices? Do they still have all their teeth?</p>
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<p>You have to pay for lap-dances etc, but for each girl who dances on stage they circulate a pint glass in which you deposit a pound coin. Some of them were pretty hot.</p> -
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<p>My daughters name is Alexandra, and I quickly correct anybody who refers to her as "Lexie", purely thanks to Firecats.</p>
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<p>I wonder what the resident deviant Da-Jae is up to these days.</p>
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<p>in a startling coincidence, my previously mentioned dodgy asian mate's daughter has the same name as his favourite from Santa Fe</p>
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<p>haha, funny when we were choosing names for my daughter, any that were like stripper names were vetoed pretty promptly...I have someone quite close to me who has 2 daughters, and one has a stripper name and the other a porn name...dunno what he was thinking, he got mad when one of his mates pointed this out...</p>
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<p>titty girls in the pub are still a big thing over here. I remember being at one where the girl obviously had a little too much liquid courage before her shift. About 10 minutes in she started dancing and pulled her g-banger off. Management ushered her out sharpish. </p>
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<p>It's not bad up here, most of them are European backpackers looking for some holiday money, so you get some fucking stunners. I remember this french chick we got one year, unreal. </p>
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<p>Best lappies i ever got was either at Firecats in Hamilton from a stunning red head who actually got my old fella out, or this French chick in Townsville who was sensual as fuck, she was good at her job that one (although we got kicked out because my mate tried to kiss his, and she didn't like it). </p>
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<p>This is my favourite yet! Kudos to the g-banger girl! </p> -
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<p>You have to pay for lap-dances etc, but for each girl who dances on stage they circulate a pint glass in which you deposit a pound coin. Some of them were pretty hot.</p>
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<p>That's pretty cool. So it's essentially a pub, but with potentially hot strippers as well? What I really don't like are straight out strip clubs. They just seem dodgy as hell and are obviously linked to organised crime. I went to one a few months ago for a bucks and it was pretty dire. In my limited experience the waitresses or hostesses (i.e. the ones who don't strip) are usually the hottest ones there.</p> -
<p>that thread title just jagged google's interest in all sorts of places. </p>
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<p>Google ads is now advising me of hot singles in my area!</p>
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<p>"(at one point i was doing <strong>press ups with a dildo in my mouth smashing it in to her box</strong>, that would have been hard to explain)."</p>
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<p>Each to his own, but seriously, wtf man?</p> -
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<p>"(at one point i was doing <strong>press ups with a dildo in my mouth smashing it in to her box</strong>, that would have been hard to explain)."</p>
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<p>Each to his own, but seriously, wtf man?</p>
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<p>what do you mean? I hardly had a choice.</p>
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<p>This is what most women do not understand, there is nothing sexual about a bucks night strip show. In general, it is the girl nuding up and making a dick out of you for your mate's entertainment. </p>