Guns and Strippers thread! Best ever!
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My mates wouldn't arrange something for me they know I wouldn't do or theyd not do either ..so maybe your mates knew you were more than willing
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<p>i guess there are varying levels.</p>
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<p>Wasn't there a story where some guy in the Northern Territory pressed charges against a stripper because she stick a dildo in his ass? That's probably taking it a little far. </p>
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<p>haha found it</p>
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Probably, yeah probably
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<p>I am fairly uncomfortable in strip clubs, I don't find it particularly enjoyable. Something about the communal perving just makes my skin crawl a bit, just randoms sitting back staring at these chicks in a room together.</p>
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<p>Topless waitresses, on the other hand, are much more enjoyable. You're doing fun shit with your mates, and a couple of hot half-naked women are there too. Started getting them for the rugby club on the odd occasion, they really help raise the mood (and the turnout, had blokes come back to the club after years away).</p> -
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<p>what do you mean? I hardly had a choice.</p>
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<p>This is what most women do not understand, there is nothing sexual about a bucks night strip show. In general, it is the girl nuding up and making a dick out of you for your mate's entertainment. </p>
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<p>So you're saying you were forced against your will to put a dildo in your mouth and ram it into a stripper's snatch? Yes, I bet you protested the entire time...</p>
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<p>The thing is, would you want the wife or girlfriend to be licking jelly off the cock of a poor man's Magic Mike? Or farking him up the arse with a strap-on? I don't think I'd be particularly happy about that.</p> -
<p>so now we are getting moralistic? </p>
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<p>As for your second line. probably not, but then i would unashamedly have double standards about that sort of thing. I am willing to be i am hardly alone there as well. </p>
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<p>No not at all. I think that shit's hilarious but only if someone else is doing it :mocking:</p>
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<p>I just wouldn't be comfortable doing something like that and would be seriously pissed off if the wife did something similar.</p>
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<p>I'm not judging at all. In fact, I kind of wish I was able to not give a fark and just bang a stripper with a dildo in my mouth with no regrets. :good:</p> -
<p>Brother-in-law had his buck's thing at Pure Platinum years ago, which was fairly well set above most of the rubbish strip joints in Sydney, if not by much. Whole bunch of his work mates, his Dad, and I. I was only along because I'd proposed to his sister not long before so I was effectively family.</p>
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<p>Had the function room to ourselves, and 6 full nude shows over the course of a few hours, plus topless waitresses in g-strings and regular g-string acts. In fact, the hottest chick there was the waitress I thought.</p>
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<p>His Dad turned up late, and the last vacant seat was right next to me. Of course, given I was ploughing his daughter at the time that could have been a bit awkward - looking at other women and shit. BUT he's an alcoholic so after a few drinks we didn't mind discussing the waitress' arse at length.</p>
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<p>Good night.</p>
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<p>But it was off-putting to have some chick gyrating in front of you - and this girl was in good shape but couldn't have been much more than 19 - asking you how your night is going and whether the dinner is up to standard.</p>
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<p>Now, if it was at home, and Mrs TA was gyrating in front of me, having just cooked me a meal, she could ask all the fucking details she wanted.</p> -
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<p>No not at all. I think that shit's hilarious but only if someone else is doing it :mocking:</p>
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<p>I just wouldn't be comfortable doing something like that and would be seriously pissed off if the wife did something similar.</p>
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<p>I'm not judging at all. In fact, I kind of wish I was able to not give a fark and just bang a stripper with a dildo in my mouth with no regrets. :good:</p>
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<p>regrets? I only even remembered it as i was typing the story out! I was already pretty blind. Just add it to the ledger of dumb shit i have done to get a laugh out of the boys. </p> -
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<p>Jeez a strip club would be uncomfortable enough for me, but having my dad there too... Wouldn't be able to deal with it. </p>
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<p>the incident currently being discussed with RS was done with both my dad, and my now father-in-law, in the front row. Dirty old bastards. </p> -
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<p>Jeez a strip club would be uncomfortable enough for me, but having my dad there too... Wouldn't be able to deal with it. </p>
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<p>Yeah it amazes me how often dads also rock up to these things. Farked if I'd want my old man there. That would be way too weird.</p> -
<p>you guys obviously have very different dads to mine. As dad's business was starting out, he worked a 2nd job with the paper recycler. It meant he had a lifetime access to all the stick mags that news agents/dairys/servos couldn't sell. His factory always had the biggest stack of porn mags in the work room. </p>
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<p>The only thing i have never got was how mum tolerated it being so open, especially as she was often at the factory. As a teenage boy i fucking loved it though.</p>
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<p>It depends on what you're used to. My Dad grew up going to church every day. He's not a religious fanatic or anything but I don't think he particularly approves of porno and whenever anything approaching nudity came on TV he'd change the channel. If you're used to your dad being a bit of an old perv then going to the rippers together would be no big deal. But even then I think there is a bit of a difference between watching nude women and shoving a dildo into one with your mouth. Man, I still can't get over that.</p>
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<p>you guys obviously have very different dads to mine. As dad's business was starting out, he worked a 2nd job with the paper recycler. It meant he had a lifetime access to all the stick mags that news agents/dairys/servos couldn't sell. His factory always had the biggest stack of porn mags in the work room. </p>
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<p>The only thing i have never got was how mum tolerated it being so open, especially as she was often at the factory. As a teenage boy i fucking loved it though.</p>
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<p>I guess my question to you guys is, why do you expect your dad to act differently as an adult male to the way you act as an adult male?</p>
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<p>My old man had a bedside table, which had a drawer and a cupboard - the handle for the cupboard was mysteriously missing... because it made it a lot harder to get into the pile of skin mags he had in there. Some fucking classy shit, too.</p>
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<p>Later on, my brother and I were helping him with a recycling program he'd help set up as the local Scout Master, and picking up the barrels of glass and aluminium from the dump one day in Shitsville, NSW. Nearby was a huge box of filthy English titty mags and he scooped them up with a laugh and started passing them around.</p>
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<p>It depends on what you're used to. My Dad grew up going to church every day. He's not a religious fanatic or anything but I don't think he particularly approves of porno and whenever anything approaching nudity came on TV he'd change the channel. If you're used to your dad being a bit of an old perv then going to the rippers together would be no big deal. <strong>But even then I think there is a bit of a difference between watching nude women and shoving a dildo into one with your mouth. Man, I still can't get over that.</strong></p>
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<p>I think at one point i was laying on my back, dildo in my mouth, pointing straight up, while she slid up and down the thing. Filthy.</p>
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<p>Would have been a great show from the other side i guess. I just ended up nude, whipped, with hot wax on my balls, and a layer of glitter (mysteriously stuck to my face)</p> -
<p>i rinsed with vodka, does that count?</p>