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    HR are a necessary evil; but I've never met one who wasn't a self-aggrandising, narcissistic, empire builder who thinks they put in a hard day mentoring chatting wasting other peoples time.

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    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    HR are a necessary evil; but I've never met one who wasn't a self-aggrandising, narcissistic, empire builder who thinks they put in a hard day mentoring chatting wasting other peoples time.

    There is a colossal difference between HR folks depending on their level.

    Senior: Firm first, screw the workers, act like in love with the CEO
    Mid: Power trip, narcissistic, arse kiss of Senior HR, waste of space for both the firm & the workers.
    Junior: Lovely, often quite hot, nervous & naive

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    So looking at next running event. London now does something called The Big Half which looks like could be a lot of fun. Here's the sales pitch:

    Organised by London Marathon Events, The Big Half is a vibrant, inclusive half marathon with a fun, festival atmosphere. The 13.1 mile course weaves through London from Tower Bridge to the iconic Cutty Sark in Greenwich.

    I'll pass, thanks.

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    @MajorRage you could always organise the straight white middle aged male half marathon.

    How about a name, The Robinson Run?

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    @Bones you'd want to stage that in Antarctica to nail down the straight white bit.

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    We haven't got to the point where professionalism means I can finish an email response to a client like this:

    Appreciate we're all busy and if you feel this isn't a productive use of your time, feel free not to attend the workshop. fluffybunny.

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    The terminally unfunny Tom Sainsbury in an Air New Zealand safety video.

    Even by their horrific standard this is a new low. I don’t think I need to say anything more on the matter

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    I don't actually hate Tom Sainsbury that much. But that meant I started watching his movie Loop Track on a flight to Aussie a few months back. Near on unwatchable. I lasted all of 15 minutes before giving up.

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    38C yesterday, and I felt like shit - full cold n flu symptoms.
    COVID positive this morning. Fuck.
    37C day inbound. FUCK.

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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    38C yesterday, and I felt like shit - full cold n flu symptoms.
    COVID positive this morning. Fuck.
    37C day inbound. FUCK.

    Poos, rest up.

    We have our 'clincians don't need IT support and can do your job' meeting today.

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    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    38C yesterday, and I felt like shit - full cold n flu symptoms.
    COVID positive this morning. Fuck.
    37C day inbound. FUCK.

    Poos, rest up.

    We have our 'clincians don't need IT support and can do your job' meeting today.

    I was meant to be facilitating something today as part of our quarterly "Big Room Planning". Wasn't really looking forward to it as I have actual work to do, but I'd prefer it over sweating and coughing.

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    I fucked my shoulder on Sunday and had to drive to work instead of riding. Woke up to find I'd inexplicably run out of coffee. And to top it all off my building pass isn't ready so I have to be escorted everywhere on the client site like a child.

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    @antipodean hopefully it's one of those ones that's so secure you can't even get to the toilet without a pass so the woman escorting you has to wait outside the gents for 15 minutes while you escort last night's chilli chicken.

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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    38C yesterday, and I felt like shit - full cold n flu symptoms.
    COVID positive this morning. Fuck.
    37C day inbound. FUCK.

    Don't forget your Rugby and Cricket teams both lost

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    @MN5 fuck up.

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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 fuck up.

    that's my boy, better already πŸ˜‰

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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    38C yesterday, and I felt like shit - full cold n flu symptoms.
    COVID positive this morning. Fuck.
    37C day inbound. FUCK.

    After 4 days of feeling like shit, I've downgraded to "feeling flat" and taking no medication for ~24 hours. The end is in sight., and the weather has cooled.

    Stepped on the scales this morning - the complete lack of appetite, combined with sucking down fluids and not lifting weights for a week, has resulted in my weight falling below 105kg for the first time probably this year.

    Not all bad then

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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    38C yesterday, and I felt like shit - full cold n flu symptoms.
    COVID positive this morning. Fuck.
    37C day inbound. FUCK.

    After 4 days of feeling like shit, I've downgraded to "feeling flat" and taking no medication for ~24 hours. The end is in sight., and the weather has cooled.

    Stepped on the scales this morning - the complete lack of appetite, combined with sucking down fluids and not lifting weights for a week, has resulted in my weight falling below 105kg for the first time probably this year.

    Not all bad then

    Well that was a lot of fucken whining about nothing then wasn’t it?

    😎

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    @voodoo Eat a suitcase full of dicks

    😎

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