Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz

[canefan]

Anyone who lives in Auckland if you ever get to eat at Antoines in Parnell Tony Astle does a farken amazing tripe dish. Everyone who tasted my dish a few years ago loved it, you won't realise what you're eating

[Chris B.]

My one - "Trippa alla Romana" - I thought I was about to eat octopus tentacles until I bit into one - so it was a fair test. Only then did I recognize the foul taste from my early childhood - not sure what my parents were thinking because everyone hated tripe including them - grocery budget blown those weeks, I guess.

Anyway, it was dry retch material, so I'm likely to pass in future. Tony Astle can lure me in by using the same recipe with a bit of stewing steak as a substitute.

[canefan]

@Chris-B. I swear mate, everyone around the table looked nervous but it was a winner. Lots of butter and some cream, chives(?) yet unbelievably light YUM!

[taniwharugby]

so....although if she is a Vegan, um....never mind

The personal trainer says that she is quite prepared to drink the semen neat but adds extra ingredients if her mate has enjoyed a couple of pints.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11745740

[canefan]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

so....although if she is a Vegan, um....never mind

The personal trainer says that she is quite prepared to drink the semen neat but adds extra ingredients if her mate has enjoyed a couple of pints.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11745740

She should save the cup and drink it on tap

[No Quarter]

Christ, nothing surprises me anymore. People are just fucking weird in general.

[NTA]

Why bother with the plastic? If he's that good a mate, I mean.... surely you'd just.. y'know? Go straight to the cow?

[reprobate]

at least nobody would pinch her lunch from the work fridge i suppose.

[Chris B.]

Jesus.

Women apparently also pay a fortune for sheep placenta face masks. This is only because they haven't yet discovered the true healing properties of smearing fresh sheep shit on their faces.

It really works - after four applications of 30 minutes your skin is feeling soft as a babies' bottom. And the slightly unpleasant smell? That's how you know it's working.

Dr. Chris B. personally recommends it. He will send you a 250 gram sample pack for just $99.99.

[MajorRage]

I did have a wry smile this morning when checking the news.

Top 8 stories on the herald, 7 were about the quake.

At number 3 was a story about Hilary Barry and why she quit. She was referred to as Mother Hen.

[dogmeat]

@Chris-B. I didnt even know sheep placenta face masks were a thing until I saw them for sale yesterday

Might be a business opportunity beckoning next August

[Chris B.]

@dogmeat My cousins' kids are wastefully digging sheep shit from under their shearing shed and selling it for a couple of bucks a sack.

If people can be convinced to pay to drink sperm and put afterbirth on their faces then the sky is the limit for the marketeers.

The more disgusting the treatment the better as far as I can see.

[dogmeat]

@Chris-B. Given the number of animals (including humans) that eat placentas I reckon they've got it about face

Should eat placenta for sore throats and have bukkake face masks

[mariner4life]

too late fullas, placenta cream is a thing, and the Chinese buy it by the box. If your souvenir gift shop isn't stocking it, you're missing out on a huge number of sales.

[dogmeat]

@mariner4life Yeah I get that - my value proposition is a protein mask to restore collagen based on a mug full of swimmers

[NTA]

You gotta love TSF - this started as a rant against shitty website clickbait media, and has found its way to talking about bukakke.

[canefan]

@NTA it always comes back to porn

[mariner4life]

[canefan]

@mariner4life Are you spent M4L?

[mariner4life]

@canefan more than enough to go 'round