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Jesus.
Women apparently also pay a fortune for sheep placenta face masks. This is only because they haven't yet discovered the true healing properties of smearing fresh sheep shit on their faces.
It really works - after four applications of 30 minutes your skin is feeling soft as a babies' bottom. And the slightly unpleasant smell? That's how you know it's working.
Dr. Chris B. personally recommends it. He will send you a 250 gram sample pack for just $99.99.
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@dogmeat My cousins' kids are wastefully digging sheep shit from under their shearing shed and selling it for a couple of bucks a sack.
If people can be convinced to pay to drink sperm and put afterbirth on their faces then the sky is the limit for the marketeers.
The more disgusting the treatment the better as far as I can see.
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too late fullas, placenta cream is a thing, and the Chinese buy it by the box. If your souvenir gift shop isn't stocking it, you're missing out on a huge number of sales.
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@mariner4life Yeah I get that - my value proposition is a protein mask to restore collagen based on a mug full of swimmers
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@mariner4life Are you spent M4L?
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@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I did have a wry smile this morning when checking the news.
Top 8 stories on the herald, 7 were about the quake.
At number 3 was a story about Hilary Barry and why she quit. She was referred to as Mother Hen.
There were two stories about her, the second was her in her capacity as the beyonce of the news describing the thieves who broke into the houses of evacuated people as scumbags. Ya think?
Interestingly there was an earlier story today about the much hotter woman she replaced pointing out that she found out she'd lost her job when she read it in the news but it was bumped down the order for yet another story about TBOTN and how she left three news without having another job lined up. You can do that when you earn 6 figures and probably have gardening leave in your contract, try it when you live week to week and you're on minimum wage then its actually difficult.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I did have a wry smile this morning when checking the news.
Top 8 stories on the herald, 7 were about the quake.
At number 3 was a story about Hilary Barry and why she quit. She was referred to as Mother Hen.
There were two stories about her, the second was her in her capacity as the beyonce of the news describing the thieves who broke into the houses of evacuated people as scumbags. Ya think?
Interestingly there was an earlier story today about the much hotter woman she replaced pointing out that she found out she'd lost her job when she read it in the news but it was bumped down the order for yet another story about TBOTN and how she left three news without having another job lined up. You can do that when you earn 6 figures and probably have gardening leave in your contract, try it when you live week to week and you're on minimum wage then its actually difficult.
Here's the accompanying photo of her describing said "scumbags" @jegga, by crikey she means business.
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funnily enough, I think she does much better as a newsreader (is that what we call them?) and when she was doing her serious stuff in the past couple of days, she comes across better than the #tryhardunfunnydozycondescendinghigherthanmightywench she is every other day normally.
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This is SUCH good news, thank god Stuff.co.nz let me know.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/86731544/sally-ridges-first-real-estate-listing-goes-live
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This is SUCH good news, thank god Stuff.co.nz let me know.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/86731544/sally-ridges-first-real-estate-listing-goes-live
lifechanging stuff right there. All part of the natural progression towards being the face of something like an adult onesie, incontinence pad or some shit Suzanne Paul doesnt want to put her name to.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This is SUCH good news, thank god Stuff.co.nz let me know.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/86731544/sally-ridges-first-real-estate-listing-goes-live
lifechanging stuff right there. All part of the natural progression towards being the face of something like an adult onesie, incontinence pad or some shit Suzanne Paul doesnt want to put her name to.
I know she's technically "hot" but am I alone in thinking she's just a screaming fucken minga ? Much of that must be the knowledge she has copulated with two of the biggest dickwads in NZ sporting history.
I wouldn't touch her with yours @jegga
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This is SUCH good news, thank god Stuff.co.nz let me know.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/86731544/sally-ridges-first-real-estate-listing-goes-live
lifechanging stuff right there. All part of the natural progression towards being the face of something like an adult onesie, incontinence pad or some shit Suzanne Paul doesnt want to put her name to.
I know she's technically "hot" but am I alone in thinking she's just a screaming fucken minga ? Much of that must be the knowledge she has copulated with two of the biggest dickwads in NZ sporting history.
I wouldn't touch her with yours @jegga
Who says she's hot?
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