Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz

[taniwharugby]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?

http://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=76932

um....

Not little boy who is talking to Mum or a sexual, desirable goddess who is good enough to spend a few minutes with a lowly pleb.

Surely some of those words dont belong in the same sentence?

[jegga]

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga now? no. In the past? Almost certainly

In a certain light and alcohol intake she could pass for Rachel Griffiths

[mariner4life]

@jegga in a certain light and alcohol intake she could pass for Monica Belucci. At least, that's what I'll tell myself.

[Mokey]

@jegga Yeah I saw that. Now I just hurled over 'Have a good sultan attitude and she is a part of your harem'. And 'Be honest if need be as a last resort.'

God. I'm gonna want to scrub my eyes with bleach very shortly.

[jegga]

@mariner4life sage words and I'll add my brothers advice to them "no ones ugly at 3am".

[mariner4life]

@jegga they're all pink inside. Beauty is only a light switch away. I can justify anything.

[mariner4life]

@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga Yeah I saw that. Now I just hurled over 'Have a good sultan attitude and she is a part of your harem'. And 'Be honest if need be as a last resort.'

God. I'm gonna want to scrub my eyes with bleach very shortly.

is that code for "being turned on by the alpha-ness of it all?

[jegga]

@mariner4life a pig is eight beers from being a fox.

[jegga]

@Mokey just write a very thinly disguised version of him into your next book, a nobleman who thinks hes an alpha but likes to lie underneath a glass coffee table while......

[MN5]

Who needs to talk sport when we can just talk ourselves up on here.

Whoa, hang on, is that a bit 'Alpha' of me?

[Mokey]

@mariner4life Us little ladies are so transparent!

[mariner4life]

@Mokey alpha-ed.

[Mokey]

LOL. I just got to the part where Silver praises the long complete pisstake psycho post as having some excellent points.

[Mokey]

I. Can't. Even.

"We all vary. So its better to approach women with the belief that she's up for it but might not be into the man.
Or might be a rare, real, pure, low sex, nice girl.
Or might not be into it just now "

[Mokey]

"Have a King / buyer not seller / sultan / slave owner etc mindset."

Excuse me while I go purchase some stronger eye bleach.

Slave owner? WTAF?

[Tim]

[jegga]

[Mokey]

While I'm loving the sweet little anecdotes from men who married a top shelf gal years ago, they are wasted on a fucktard like Silver.

As with every topic, he is the expert and that is that, no matter what overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

[Rancid Schnitzel]

@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?

http://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=76932

That is the best thread I've read in a long time.

I nearly choked on my lunch when I read these pearlers:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,

[Mokey]

"I feel sorry for all the other nationalities on the bored needing help with the ladies when the one sure fire way to pick up a woman is to put on a kilt."

TRUTH from poster Lorthern Nights.