Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?
um....
Not little boy who is talking to Mum or a sexual, desirable goddess who is good enough to spend a few minutes with a lowly pleb.
Surely some of those words dont belong in the same sentence?
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga now? no. In the past? Almost certainly
In a certain light and alcohol intake she could pass for Rachel Griffiths
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@mariner4life sage words and I'll add my brothers advice to them "no ones ugly at 3am".
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga Yeah I saw that. Now I just hurled over 'Have a good sultan attitude and she is a part of your harem'. And 'Be honest if need be as a last resort.'
God. I'm gonna want to scrub my eyes with bleach very shortly.
is that code for "being turned on by the alpha-ness of it all?
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@mariner4life a pig is eight beers from being a fox.
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@mariner4life Us little ladies are so transparent!
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?
That is the best thread I've read in a long time.
I nearly choked on my lunch when I read these pearlers:
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocketBatter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut lockerRetro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatterMarinate the nether rod
In the squish mittenPower drill the yippee bog
With the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkleCannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,