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  • CrucialC Offline
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    #1552

    If anyone hasn't been back to that thread for an update please do. The laughs keep coming.

    Check out this little exchange

    Silver - Women as just as horny, if not many times hornier for sex than men are. No women is going to let you know she's horny for sex if she observes that you seen impatient or desperate for sex. In this situation a woman is going to pretend that sex does not interest her.
    The more you get it ingrained into your mind that women want sex from men as much or more as men want sex from women, you slowly but surely begin to become more in control of your hormones and lustful desires.

    • What are you wearing Silver?

    • Most probably Just one sock

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    Holy crap, that thread is fantastic.

    "Another possibility is a smart pro killing and fighting aggressive leader realized that men who are denied their sexual desires are more willing to fight and kill. But more on this later."

    We definitely need to hear more about this. Hurry back!

    "Start by working out at gym say and discreetly admiring the ladies at the gym in a manly way."

    Now I'm hooked... I've just ... um.. whats the opposite of wasted?.. 15 minutes reading 14 pages of that

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    @JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?

    http://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=76932

    Sorry Jegga, I've been away and didn't see this earlier.

    Did you learn anything from SilverWinger and have you put it into practice yet? If so, when are you due in court?

    Nah I don't want to trade my ute for the alpha vehicle he recommends-a non descript van with no side windows.

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  • V Offline
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    #1555

    In the stupid is as stupid does file..
    Aka the latest Darwin awards nominees..

    An inflatable dinghy, a river mouth, a case of Kiwi "she'll be right". Now a Taranaki family can only wait for the worst.
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/88769953/Sucked-out-to-sea-Jared-Andersons-family-wait-for-the-return-of-their-wandering-womble?cid=app-iPhone

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    Good to see we have started a new year right where 2016 left off on the PC front!

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/88793187/fashion-brand-world-window-displays-described-as-behind-the-times

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    #1557

    That's an outstanding response from the company. I really, really hope they don't back down on that.

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    #1558

    have done a search on FB but cannot find ... I'm bored of standing by whilst the SJW of the world move forward with their idiotic issues.

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    @MajorRage are you getting militant?

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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life yes. I can see it now. He used to be such a good boy, then he started spending a lot of his time listening to Ben Shapiro and then we started to notice the drastic changes.

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    #1561

    They could just put up another slogan for men loving to hear things like:

    Do you want a shag?
    The beers are on me.

    Then we can all be outraged at how demeaning it is to men as well...
    I guess some of the other genders would be upset then though.

    This shit gets so tiresome. I actually thought the ad was funny (and mostly true).

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    #1562

    Can you imagine the fun they would have with all the bars in Bangkok which advertise drop off places for your husband, so the woman can go shopping?

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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
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    @MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    drop off places for your husband

    ...and what places would they be?

    It does remind me of the "What does an airline pilot's wife do with her arsehole before sex?"

    "Drops him off at the airport".

    I'm wearing my coat already.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1564

    @MajorRage well I've noticed the tone of your posts has changed too, so the signs are there, where do you live BTW, just so I know to stay away.

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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #1565

    @taniwharugby I haven't changed ... the world has changed around me ...

    I'm still in Asia, but I'm about to move to Whangarei.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1566

    @MajorRage sweet, I'll meet you on a Saturday night on Jack Street in Otangarei for a beer...call me once you are there.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I'm still in Asia, but I'm about to move to Whangarei.

    If you have to be a Northland supporter would that change your mind?

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #1568

    @taniwharugby Google streetview suggests that part of town may be a little bit too expensive for the Rage family ... Is there anywhere which is perhaps a little cheaper?

    @Snowy Given my strength of support for England and China whilst I lived in those countries ... I'm not sure thats a requirement.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by taniwharugby
    #1569

    @MajorRage yeah I cant afford to hang around in that area myself.

    @Snowy she is a tough road being a Northland supporter, it aint for the faint hearted!

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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
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    @MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @taniwharugby I haven't changed ... the world has changed around me ...

    I'm still in Asia, but I'm about to move to Whangarei.

    Might be confusing you with another, but I thought you were moving to England? Well done on dodging that bullet.

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by
    #1571

    @Rancid-Schnitzel Indeed. Jack Street in Otangarei is looking like a huge bullet dodge compared to moving to Surrey.

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