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Sometimes when I am up late and channel surfing I come across Jimmy Fallon, sometimes he is funny, sometimes I just think WTF!
Agree with @TeWaio that Gavin and Stacey was good, some of Cordens carpool stuff is funny, but mostly cringey.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Well to damn him with faint praise he's funnier than the regulars on 7 days and Mike King .
This is Corden I'm talking about not Oliver. Oliver is about Paul Ego level unfunny and self reverential.
Mike King is much funnier live apparently. On TV he has to be much more careful although associating with all the 'hilarious' 7 days cast can't be good for anyone's comedic chops.
@jegga Ursula whatshername just did a tour, did you catch one of the shows? I chose to gouge my eyes with a razor blade instead.
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I've lived next to ferals like this (husband that lived there was ex-Blackpower) and it is a nightmare!
Impacted our lives massively
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/92456915/174-noise-complaints--just-the-sound-of-a-big-happy-family
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I've lived next to ferals like this (husband that lived there was ex-Blackpower) and it is a nightmare!
Impacted our lives massively
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/92456915/174-noise-complaints--just-the-sound-of-a-big-happy-family
I had a family of born again Christians move in next door , they were nice the wife was a milf and she sometimes made me dinner . Anyway I bought a house and moved out, Ferals moved in and bought their drum kit . She was distraught when I bumped into her , I did weigh up whether or not to tell to wait till they were out and spray p residue all around the house and then call the cops but I thought it might be pushing things with her Christian nature.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
She was distraught when I bumped into her , I did weigh up whether or not to
because it's you, and she was hot, i admit when the story got to this point i wasn't sure what direction it was going to go...
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John Oliver has done some funny stuff in the past, but his hatred for NZ really is over the top and leaps the line into my proper English girl was ass fucked by an All Black bitterness.
We all know that Bill isn't the most charismatic or polished leader around, but that segment on him was just shit. Rude and unfunny.
I have feral neighbours now. They have a regular Wednesday night piss up that goes until the early hours. And they fight. And smash stuff. I did score one victory, and managed to get the two dogs that were tied up out the back for 23 hours a day and barked incessantly, removed.
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
John Oliver has done some funny stuff in the past, but his hatred for NZ really is over the top and leaps the line into my proper English girl was ass fucked by an All Black bitterness.
Disabled loo at Chch airport, Aaron Smith and John Oliver's other half. I'm not saying any more.
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@Mokey yea our old neighbours went away for a few days (only time in the 5 years they were our neighbours they ever went away) and their dog plus the brother in-laws intact fully grown male Rotty were left behind. Barked, busted open the gate, running at people and barking and growling...I had them picked up, they never got them back (probably didn't even try) but sure enough, 3 weeks later, another bitch, and sure enough, a litter of pups soon after!
I only made about a dozen noise control complaints, went round to their place in the small hours countless times asking them to turn the music down...they always blamed us for noise control turning up, turned out when I was at the Council, several other neighbours had complained too.
Called the cops twice for domestics (usually with their teen daughters drop kick b/fs) and had all sorts of other issues...when our place was on the market, was the most stressful time, wondering what would happen while the Realtor was at our place for open homes...fortunately nothing happened.
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@taniwharugby a mate who worked at animal control told there aren't many bad dogs but there's a shitload of bad owners out there. My sister lived next door to some Ferals that left their dog tied up in the backyard and went on holiday, it was howling at night so my brother in law went next door and bought it back to their house on the middle of the night . It's ribs were showing and it's fur was matted up like dreadlocks so they combed it all out and fed it. They didn't want to give it back to them and they figured if they gave it to the spca the chances of an old long haired German shepherd were pretty slim fortunately my brother agreed to take it and had it for 10 more years.
The Ferals never came over to ask if any one saw where the dog went and you have to wonder if that how they treat a dog what kind of parents would they be? -
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
John Oliver has done some funny stuff in the past, but his hatred for NZ really is over the top and leaps the line into my proper English girl was ass fucked by an All Black bitterness.
We all know that Bill isn't the most charismatic or polished leader around, but that segment on him was just shit. Rude and unfunny.
I have feral neighbours now. They have a regular Wednesday night piss up that goes until the early hours. And they fight. And smash stuff. I did score one victory, and managed to get the two dogs that were tied up out the back for 23 hours a day and barked incessantly, removed.
When did we become so precious I see it as some light hearted piss taking. We get shit because we sound funny and are good sports. Not because he hates us. Each to their own I suppose.
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@mooshld said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
John Oliver has done some funny stuff in the past, but his hatred for NZ really is over the top and leaps the line into my proper English girl was ass fucked by an All Black bitterness.
We all know that Bill isn't the most charismatic or polished leader around, but that segment on him was just shit. Rude and unfunny.
I have feral neighbours now. They have a regular Wednesday night piss up that goes until the early hours. And they fight. And smash stuff. I did score one victory, and managed to get the two dogs that were tied up out the back for 23 hours a day and barked incessantly, removed.
When did we become so precious I see it as some light hearted piss taking. We get shit because we sound funny and are good sports. Not because he hates us. Each to their own I suppose.
I don't think he hates us, I think he is a dick though and not all that funny.
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155343423544268&id=21253884267
Get the popcorn and read the comments.
Oh, and fuck off royal family. Be grateful you're not the Romanovs....
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