Movie review thread...
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="400802" data-time="1383442260"><p>Just watched this last night and it was a seriously good black comedy - I nearly fell off my chair when I read that Michael Bay directed it.<br>
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Marky Mark was touching on his The Departed level of acting and The Rock was hilarious as well ... he's one wrestler who can actually act.<br>
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I read a bit about the actual story and obviously it's not that funny in real life but they seemed to have got the idiocy of the guys right.<br>
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Only issue I had with it was the length TBH, it could have been 20 minutes shorter.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Yeah a lot of films these days seem to be over 2 hours, and many, needlessly</p>
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<p>I often make a decision on what to watch by running time - there a few movies I want to see but the 2 hours plus running time puts me off.</p>
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<p>Watched Before Midnight last night, the third in the "Before" trilogy after Sunrise and Sunset. They played around with the formula a bit which was ok.</p>
<p>However they made the [spoiler] Julie Delpy character way too unlikeable, they made Ethan Hawke's unlikeable in parts too, but she was much worse ... I found that it took away from my enjoyment of it as a film too much. [/spoiler]</p>
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<p>Worth a watch if you like the original, may be a bit too chick flicky for some of you 80s action movies lovers around here ... but it does have boobies, although I'm not going to go back a few pages and figure out what bloody boobies rating they should be ....</p> -
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<p>Watched Before Midnight last night, the third in the "Before" trilogy after Sunrise and Sunset. They played around with the formula a bit which was ok.</p>
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<p>I watched the first film ages ago and really enjoyed it. Sort of half watched the second one but never finished it. Is it worth me going back and watching 2 and 3?</p> -
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<p>I watched the first film ages ago and really enjoyed it. Sort of half watched the second one but never finished it. Is it worth me going back and watching 2 and 3?</p>
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<p>The first is by far the best but they're all watchable - but if you couldn't make it through the second then you probably wont make it through the third.</p>
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<p>Watched <em>Side Effects</em> tonight (I'm on a movie watching binge at the moment) the final 'feature'* film from Sodenbergh. It was a decent thriller. I'm a big fan of Sodenbergh so am disappointed to watch his last film.</p>
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<p>*<em>Behind the Candelabra</em> was a HBO movie so not considered feature to be extremely pedantic.</p> -
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<p>*<em>Behind the Candelabra</em> was a HBO movie so not considered feature to be extremely pedantic.</p>
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<p>Hmmm, so what do pedantics make of <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067023/'>Duel</a>...? Is it Spielberg's first feature film, or not?</p> -
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<p>Hmmm, so what do pedantics make of <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067023/'>Duel</a>...? Is it Spielberg's first feature film, or not?</p>
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<p>No idea, I'm just quoting what the movie mags/news say ... to further confuse it Behind the Candelabra got a cinema release around the rest of the world.</p>
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<p>I'm sure there is some definition out there of what constitutes a 'feature' - TBH, I assumed you would be the one to know RT.</p> -
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<p>No idea, I'm just quoting what the movie mags/news say ... to further confuse it Behind the Candelabra <span style="color:#ff0000;">got a cinema release around the rest of the world</span>.</p>
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<p>Same thing happened to Duel. It was originally a Made-For-TV movie (ABC network in the USA, I think), but was released internationally on a big screen. I believe to be eligible for Academy Awards, feature films need to be projected at least once on a big screen in the U.S., but the the rules governing Best Documentaries might have some new flexibility in that requirement.</p> -
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<p>Same thing happened to Duel. It was originally a Made-For-TV movie (ABC network in the USA, I think), but was released internationally on a big screen. I believe to be eligible for Academy Awards, feature films need to be projected at least once on a big screen in the U.S., but the the rules governing Best Documentaries might have some new flexibility in that requirement.</p>
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<p>But is that only if they don't air on TV first? Because I read somewhere that Behind the Candelabra can't be eligible for the Oscars, and if it was as simple as screening it once on a big screen you would think they would to give Douglas a shot at the Oscar?</p> -
<p>I thought wikipedia might help me but it doesn't completely resolve the question. It states the agreed-upon term in relation to film-length (duration) and it being a main attraction at the top of a bill (from the old days when they used to load up all sorts of small films and cartoons, newsreels, etc., before the "feature film.") That all makes sense, but it doesn't expand upon the new definitions relating to TV. It might have to do with qualification guidelines Oscar vs. Emmy, I dunno. </p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feature_film'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feature_film</a></p> -
<p>Here's an piece from the Qualification Rules for the Academy Awards. Seems to explain what you guys are looking for...</p>
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<p></p><p></p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Rule Two: Eligibility<br>
1.Eligibility for Academy Awards consideration is subject to Rules Two and Three, and to those special rules approved by the Board of Governors that follow.<br>
2.All eligible motion pictures, unless otherwise noted (see Paragraph 9, below), must be:
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a.<strong>feature length (defined as over 40 minutes),</strong><br>
b.<strong>publicly exhibited by means of 35mm or 70mm film, or in a 24- or 48-frame progressive scan Digital Cinema format with a minimum projector resolution of 2048 by 1080 pixels</strong>, source image format conforming to ST 428-1:2006 D-Cinema Distribution Master – Image Characteristics; image compression (if used) conforming to ISO/IEC 15444-1 (JPEG 2000), and image and sound file formats suitable for exhibition in commercial Digital Cinema sites. </p>
<p>The audio in a typical Digital Cinema Package (DCP) is 5.1 channels of discrete audio and that is the preferred audio configuration, although up to 7.1 channels is acceptable. The minimum for a non-mono configuration of the audio shall be three channels as Left, Center, Right (a Left/Right configuration is not acceptable in a theatrical environment).</p>
<p>The audio data shall be formatted in conformance with ST 428-2:2006 D-Cinema Distribution Master – Audio Characteristics and ST 428-3:2006 D-Cinema Distribution Master – Audio Channel Mapping and Channel Labeling.<br>
c.<strong>for paid admission in a commercial motion picture theater in Los Angeles County</strong>,<br>
d.<strong>for a qualifying run of at least seven consecutive days</strong>,<br>
e.advertised and exploited during their Los Angeles County qualifying run in print media, and<br>
f.within the Awards year deadlines specified in Rule Three.<br>
3.<strong>Films that, in any version, receive their first public exhibition or distribution in any manner other than as a theatrical motion picture release will not be eligible for Academy Awards in any category. This includes broadcast and cable television as well as home video and Internet transmission.</strong> Motion pictures released in such non-theatrical media on or after the first day of their Los Angeles County qualifying run remain eligible. Also, ten minutes or ten percent of the running time of a film, whichever is shorter, may be shown in a nontheatrical medium prior to the film’s qualifying run.</p></blockquote> -
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<p>Here's an piece from the Qualification Rules for the Academy Awards. Seems to explain what you guys are looking for...</p>
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<p>Olympus has Fallen; typical action film where 1 man can take on an army and win, at around 2 hours, a bit long for this genre IMO, but still, shooting, fighting, explosions, secret weapons....</p>
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<p>White House Down - practically identical storyline, along with OTT action scenes with fighting, guns explosions and shit, sweet, of also similar criticism, a bit long for this genre at 2.11!</p>
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<p>White House Down - practically identical storyline, along with OTT action scenes with fighting, guns explosions and shit, sweet, of also similar criticism, a bit long for this genre at 2.11!</p>
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<p>No boobs though M4L, in fact eye candy was all but non-existant!</p>
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<p>I thought White House Down was about 10 times better than Olympus Has Fallen. The OTT action scenes seemed a little bit more grounded - it seemed a bit more realistic how the terrorists took over. In OHF I laughed my ass off at every action scene, I only laughed at a couple in WHD.</p>
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<p>True, there was no eye candy in WHD unless you find Maggie Gyllenhal really attractive ... and I don't. The mum was ok but not in it enough.</p>
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<p>I watched Stand Up Guys with Al Pacino, Alan Arkin and Christopher Walken last night. Ok switch your brain off movie with Pacino coming out of prison and the three getting up to hijinks over one night. For all the boobie watchers there is a cute waitress in it who I looked up on IMDB and discovered she is in Californication frequently shows her cracking set of boobies. Her name is Addison Timlin. There you go boys, look her up.</p> -
<p>you're all filthy perverts</p>
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<p>Holy shit this movie sounds amazing.<br><br>
Sky Riders (1976)<br><br>
Robert Culp plays Bracken, whose life seems perfect until his wife Ellen and their children are kidnapped by terrorists one day. After failed attempts to capture them back by the police, Ellen's ex husband enters the fray and plans his own rescue attempt. James Coburn plays McCabe, Ellen's ex-husband who hires a <strong>crew of professional hang gliders</strong> to help him rescue her and the kids from the terrorist's mountain top lair. <br><br>
[size=150][b]Crew of professional hang gliders[/b][/size]</p> -
<p>After Porn Ends - Doco that views the lives of several former pornstars. Not much porn in it but plenty of boobs for M4L. Typical depressing stuff - born again Christians, homeless, addicts, cancer, can't maintain a relationship.... although a few were happy including one who is now a bounty hunter. 5/10</p>
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When the fuck did I become the Titmaster General?
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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="Tim" data-cid="401597" data-time="1383956573"><p>Holy shit this movie sounds amazing.<br />
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Sky Riders (1976)<br />
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Robert Culp plays Bracken, whose life seems perfect until his wife Ellen and their children are kidnapped by terrorists one day. After failed attempts to capture them back by the police, Ellen's ex husband enters the fray and plans his own rescue attempt. James Coburn plays McCabe, Ellen's ex-husband who hires a <strong class='bbc'>crew of professional hang gliders</strong> to help him rescue her and the kids from the terrorist's mountain top lair. <br />
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<span style='font-size: 8px;'><strong class='bbc'>Crew of professional hang gliders</strong></span></p></blockquote>
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Everyone knows hang gliders are a bunch of bad asses<br />
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="401654" data-time="1383992783"><p>When the fuck did I become the Titmaster General?</p></blockquote>
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Watched 2 Guns last night, with Denzel and Wahlberg, I quite liked it, just a good action film with a few one liners.<br><br>
16 mins in M4L.....
