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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@bovidae said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A "celebrity" is a very loose description in little ol' NZ. Appearing on a shitty soapie or on TV in general seems to qualify.
Jono and Ben coined the term â shitlebrityâ which covers it nicely .
I met Ben years ago. Hell of a nice bloke and those two can actually be pretty damn funny sometimes.
Yeah, I didn't mind their show a couple of years back, but these days they get super political - especially Guy fucking Williams who is just awful - and some of the people they've added to the show don't appear to have a funny bone in their body. They need to go back to just them doing funny shit.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga provided she brings on special guests like Hilary Barry, Anika Moa and Urzula Carlson this could be THE television event of the century!
Needs some Toni Street and Polly Gillespie .
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 add Lizzie Marvelly and Golly G to the invite list, and @jegga will be in heavan!
I made the mistake of reading it. She's on there.
Shame she's such a colossal dickhead cos she is HAF
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Shame she's such a colossal fickhead cos she is HAF
As in genuine crazy or just your garden variety attention seeking idiot? Because anyone who says "don't stick it in crazy" is someone whose advice should be ignored. What you don't do is let them know where you live and work.
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Shame she's such a colossal fickhead cos she is HAF
As in genuine crazy or just your garden variety attention seeking idiot? Because anyone who says "don't stick it in crazy" is someone whose advice should be ignored. What you don't do is let them know where you live and work.
Sheâs less crazy and more a huge attention whore with a deep infatuation with herself .
Golly G is the same without Ms Marvrllys mitigating factor for her behaviour of being bisexual.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Shame she's such a colossal fickhead cos she is HAF
As in genuine crazy or just your garden variety attention seeking idiot? Because anyone who says "don't stick it in crazy" is someone whose advice should be ignored. What you don't do is let them know where you live and work.
Sheâs less crazy and more a huge attention whore with a deep infatuation with herself .
Golly G is the same without Ms Marvrllys mitigating factor for her behaviour of being bisexual.
My attention has been piqued. They sound just like the women I spent my twenties with.
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go back 150 years or so and she'd have been burnt at the stake for this accusation!
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@taniwharugby Kimberly doesn't need a restraining order, she needs restraints. And electroshock therapy.
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Shane they donât get along, they have a lot in common . For a start hes a massive fluffybunny and...
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12129198
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Shane they donât get along, they have a lot in common . For a start hes a massive fluffybunny and...
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12129198
I think Morgan is a total dick but you can't have a go at him for speaking the truth. That's a fucken huge bitch, she looks like a marginally prettier Jabba the Hutt.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Shane they donât get along, they have a lot in common . For a start hes a massive fluffybunny and...
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12129198
I think Morgan is a total dick but you can't have a go at him for speaking the truth. That's a fucken huge bitch, a marginally prettier Jabba the Hutt.
She's only 5'3 as well. That isn't a "healthy weight" or "normal" that shit is dangerously obese. She'll be lucky to make 40 if she stays that size.
A good mate of mine is a 140+kg former prop and his wife must be at least 110kg and is probably 165cm. She has a body confidence blog and calls herself curvy. The worst part is how all her friends indulge this shit. Will they even feel the tiniest bit of remorse when visiting her at the ICU or her early grave? It's perfectly OK tell a person that they're looking too thin (even though they may be ridiculously fit) but completely taboo to give someone the heads up that they are destroying their health. Tis a weird world in which we live.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Shane they donât get along, they have a lot in common . For a start hes a massive fluffybunny and...
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12129198
I think Morgan is a total dick but you can't have a go at him for speaking the truth. That's a fucken huge bitch, a marginally prettier Jabba the Hutt.
She's only 5'3 as well. That isn't a "healthy weight" or "normal" that shit is dangerously obese. She'll be lucky to make 40 if she stays that size.
A good mate of mine is a 140+kg former prop and his wife must be at least 110kg and is probably 165cm. She has a body confidence blog and calls herself curvy. The worst part is how all her friends indulge this shit. Will they even feel the tiniest bit of remorse when visiting her at the ICU or her early grave? It's perfectly OK tell a person that they're looking too thin (even though they may be ridiculously fit) but completely taboo to give someone the heads up that they are destroying their health. Tis a weird world in which we live.
I call some of my mates fat fluffybunnies. They get the picture.
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Firstly, who builds a "dream house" in Taradale?
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mariner4life said:
Firstly, who builds a "dream house" in Taradale?
People like to live in The Bay, Mr Of Plenty-Queenslander.
But, yeah, better places in The Bay to build a dream house, although if you're up on the hill (Churchill Road area) the view is bloody spectactular.
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Mokey said:
@jegga She is about NZ's worst attention whore. And being bi is not a mitigating factor for her, even if she brought her own gag so you didn't have to listen to a single idiot word.
Actually you're right being bi isn't enough to mitigate the enormous self regard she has and her vapid utterances which she was able to con the herald into believing are actually worth money.
Todays is a doozy, she's having a quarter life crisis. Fuck . Right .Off.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12128628