Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Woman Who Claims To Have Had Sex With 20 Ghosts Now Engaged To One
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
See the problem there is that nobody actually believes her and the ghost thing. You, well, seem to be quite honest.
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@snowy no he isn't. He flogged himself at least twice and is only copping up for once!
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
You can’t join the mile high club on your own
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
You can’t join the mile high club on your own
Rubbish! It just not a dual membership!
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@paekakboyz said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy no he isn't. He flogged himself at least twice and is only copping up for once!
flights are fucking boring!!
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@machpants said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
How did you get the goat on the plane?
Checked in as RH McCaw, airline staff heard to remark, " he had more personality than I expected "
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@siam said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@machpants said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
How did you get the goat on the plane?
Checked in as RH McCaw, airline staff heard to remark, " he had more personality than I expected "
shiiiiiit, you are dicing with a ban there mate.
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
That’s too potential bans in one day, I think we need some sort of probation for these people at the very least.
I'd recommend moderation approval for each post.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga Never having watched Flying High is pretty fucking serious.
Yeah, I’m still processing it myself to be honest . So many questions, like has he seen Blazing Saddles? What has been going through his mind when people say to him “ don’t call me Shirley “ or what is his reaction to someone asking “ have you ever seen a grown man naked?”.
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@jegga Just more proof that the education system is broken.
I have done entire flights where there had to be a quote every 30 minutes. Those ones you mention are favourites. A few others:
"You can tell me I'm a doctor"
"Famous Jewish sports legends"
"Clearance Clarence"
"Striker you are too high"So many. I made a career because of that movie. Top gun can piss off as an influence for me.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga Just more proof that the education system is broken.
I have done entire flights where there had to be a quote every 30 minutes. Those ones you mention are favourites. A few others:
"You can tell me I'm a doctor"
"Famous Jewish sports legends"
"Clearance Clarence"
"Striker you are too high"So many. I made a career because of that movie. Top gun can piss off as an influence for me.
The decision to play it straight was bloody genius . On top of that picking actors who were previously known for serious roles too.
"Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit amphetamines"
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Joey , do you like Gladiator movies"
"he's a danger to himself and anything in the air......yes birds too" -
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Always a goodie on the way to Istanbul.
"Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!"
Used that on the cabin crew a lot when I was a first officer."Mayday, mayday", Russian new year"
My head is now full of them.
"A hospital? What is it ?" A big building with sick people"
"He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!"
I used that a lot as a captain.I should stop now.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Always a goodie on the way to Istanbul.
"Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!"
Used that on the cabin crew a lot when I was a first officer."Mayday, mayday", Russian new year"
My head is now full of them.
"A hospital? What is it ?" A big building with sick people"
"He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!"
I used that a lot as a captain.I should stop now.
I'm going to watch it again tonight.
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