Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
You can’t join the mile high club on your own
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
You can’t join the mile high club on your own
Rubbish! It just not a dual membership!
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@paekakboyz said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy no he isn't. He flogged himself at least twice and is only copping up for once!
flights are fucking boring!!
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@machpants said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
How did you get the goat on the plane?
Checked in as RH McCaw, airline staff heard to remark, " he had more personality than I expected "
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@siam said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@machpants said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
How did you get the goat on the plane?
Checked in as RH McCaw, airline staff heard to remark, " he had more personality than I expected "
shiiiiiit, you are dicing with a ban there mate.
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
That’s too potential bans in one day, I think we need some sort of probation for these people at the very least.
I'd recommend moderation approval for each post.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga Never having watched Flying High is pretty fucking serious.
Yeah, I’m still processing it myself to be honest . So many questions, like has he seen Blazing Saddles? What has been going through his mind when people say to him “ don’t call me Shirley “ or what is his reaction to someone asking “ have you ever seen a grown man naked?”.
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@jegga Just more proof that the education system is broken.
I have done entire flights where there had to be a quote every 30 minutes. Those ones you mention are favourites. A few others:
"You can tell me I'm a doctor"
"Famous Jewish sports legends"
"Clearance Clarence"
"Striker you are too high"So many. I made a career because of that movie. Top gun can piss off as an influence for me.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga Just more proof that the education system is broken.
I have done entire flights where there had to be a quote every 30 minutes. Those ones you mention are favourites. A few others:
"You can tell me I'm a doctor"
"Famous Jewish sports legends"
"Clearance Clarence"
"Striker you are too high"So many. I made a career because of that movie. Top gun can piss off as an influence for me.
The decision to play it straight was bloody genius . On top of that picking actors who were previously known for serious roles too.
"Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit amphetamines"
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Joey , do you like Gladiator movies"
"he's a danger to himself and anything in the air......yes birds too" -
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Always a goodie on the way to Istanbul.
"Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!"
Used that on the cabin crew a lot when I was a first officer."Mayday, mayday", Russian new year"
My head is now full of them.
"A hospital? What is it ?" A big building with sick people"
"He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!"
I used that a lot as a captain.I should stop now.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Always a goodie on the way to Istanbul.
"Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!"
Used that on the cabin crew a lot when I was a first officer."Mayday, mayday", Russian new year"
My head is now full of them.
"A hospital? What is it ?" A big building with sick people"
"He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!"
I used that a lot as a captain.I should stop now.
I'm going to watch it again tonight.
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Always a goodie on the way to Istanbul.
"Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!"
Used that on the cabin crew a lot when I was a first officer."Mayday, mayday", Russian new year"
My head is now full of them.
"A hospital? What is it ?" A big building with sick people"
"He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!"
I used that a lot as a captain.I should stop now.
I'm going to watch it again tonight.
Not sure why, but I watched it again a few months ago.