Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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<p>There was some good stuff in the EU. Stuff that tied in really well. I used to read a bit of it but lost interest toward the NJO stuff as IMO it started to get silly and off track. there was also a lot of revisiting eras already well covered for the sake of it.</p>
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<p>The General Thrawn stuff, Mara Jade and the X-Wing Squadron books are pretty good.</p> -
<p>Yeah a Boba Fett movie in particular would be cool. Seeing him for the first time was awesome, for some reason he just seemed so cool, Lucas himself admitted he'd have more screen time if he had his time again. I personally reckon him surviving the Sarlacc ( which apparently he did anyway ) and having a crack at Han again on Endor woulda been cool. After all his old man knew how to look after himself, no disgrace getting decapitated by one of the most powerful jedi ever....would also give Tem some much needed work too !</p>
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<p>Agree that Obi Wan did spin a bit of bullshit to Luke now I think about it. There's still a few annoying things that don't add up, I mean Dooku was a smart cookie, he MUST have known the Emp was lining up Annie as a replacement. There's only so much of that "dark side clouds everything" bullshit you can spin....</p>
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<p>I'm also a bit upset that Lando doesn't seen to feature. Watch the space batte in episode 6 again, his efforts in that were sensational.</p> -
<p>you nerds overthink this stuff faaar too much</p>
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<p>you nerds overthink this stuff faaar too much</p>
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<p>I don't think about it enough, MN5 jrs still vex me with questions.....</p>
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<p>latest one is how can DV force choke someone via a futuristic version of Skype ?</p>
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<p>More easy than verbal and written warnings I guess.</p> -
<p>This is not a game of who the fuck are you! </p>
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<p>I am Vader I can kill catering with a thought! </p> -
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I don't think about it enough, MN5 jrs still vex me with questions.....<br><br>
latest one is how can DV force choke someone via a futuristic version of Skype ?<br><br>
More easy than verbal and written warnings I guess.</p></blockquote>
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Oh fuck that would be awesome<br><br>
HR enters Lord Vaders office<br>
My lord, we've had a call from galactic fair work. Several employees have brought claims of workplace bullying; unfair dismissal; and forcing your religion on others. <br><br>
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I can't wait to see if Jeff Vader has a cameo.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Yeah a Boba Fett movie in particular would be cool. ....</p>
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<p>One of my favourite cyberpunk authors is <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K._W._Jeter'>K W Jeter</a>. He wrote a trilogy of Boba Fett novels in the late 90's that would make an excellent new spin off movie series</p> -
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<p>Yeah a Boba Fett movie in particular would be cool. Seeing him for the first time was awesome, for some reason he just seemed so cool, Lucas himself admitted he'd have more screen time if he had his time again. I personally reckon him surviving the Sarlacc ( which apparently he did anyway ) and having a crack at Han again on Endor woulda been cool. After all his old man knew how to look after himself, no disgrace getting decapitated by one of the most powerful jedi ever....would also give Tem some much needed work too !</p>
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<p>Agree that Obi Wan did spin a bit of bullshit to Luke now I think about it. There's still a few annoying things that don't add up, I mean Dooku was a smart cookie, he MUST have known the Emp was lining up Annie as a replacement. There's only so much of that "dark side clouds everything" bullshit you can spin....</p>
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<p>I'm also a bit upset that Lando doesn't seen to feature. Watch the space batte in episode 6 again, his efforts in that were sensational.</p>
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<p>And that shows Lucas just misses the point. Fett was cool because he was used so sparingly, and mysterious. Using him more just takes away from all of that, you don't need to know all the answers, or how the Force works, etc, etc</p> -
<p>So it looks like SW VII is going to be done in flashbacks (probably the only realistic way they can use Hamill, Ford and Fisher). It has been announced that Fisher's real life daughter (Billie Lourd) will be playing the young version of Leia. Looks like her too. Strap a couple of bagels to her head and you won't know the difference.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="438655" data-time="1404183773"><p>So it looks like SW VII is going to be done in flashbacks (probably the only realistic way they can use Hamill, Ford and Fisher). It has been announced that Fisher's real life daughter (Billie Lourd) will be playing the young version of Leia. Looks like her too. Strap a couple of bagels to her head and you won't know the difference.<br>
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<p>she's 21 you fucking Puritan!</p>
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<p>A few more questions/observations.......</p>
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<p>Why was Jabba so into Leia when I'm pretty certain he didn't have any genitals ?</p>
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<p>Anyone else think Admiral Akbar woulda tasted delicious on a Barbie with a squirt of lemon and some pepper ?</p>
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<p>Anyone think Vader went to Tattooine to dice up Watto just for shits and gigs ?</p>
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<p>Obviously not, or he would have sensed Obi Wan and Luke.....</p>
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<p>How come R2 never flew in the later trilogies ?</p>
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<p>Dooku lost two hands at once and took it like a man.....Mace Windu lost one and cried like a pussy....</p>
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<p>HOW COME NO ONE KNEW PALPATINE WAS THE FUCKEN SITH LORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> -
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<p>Why was Jabba so into Leia when I'm pretty certain he didn't have any genitals ?</p>
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<p>Probably the same train of thought going through any chick you tried to chat up in a nightclub.</p>
