Grumpy Old Man
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
You shop at Waitrose don't ya?
God, that's another thing which gets on my goat - bloody Waitrose shoppers who think shopping there enhances their social status.
"Oh Tristan found some Fig & Guava Focaccia there last week. He likes to feed to the ducks".
Fluffybunnies
Lmaaao!
They do have lovely stuff though! Mmmm.
Mrs Meldrew & I actually heard a woman say this in the Saltash Waitrose a year or two back.
"Giles, Do we have enough organic muesli on the yacht.....?"
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@Victor-Meldrew There used to be a Facebook page dedicated to overheard in Waitrose with some good ones but the addition of the yacht must trump all previous
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew There used to be a Facebook page dedicated to overheard in Waitrose with some good ones but the addition of the yacht must trump all previous
Think the couple must have been stocking up for a weekend cruise on their yacht moored in Plymouth Harbour, just down the road
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage sorry to interrupt you in the middle of your
mueslifennel dust.Fixed
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage sorry to interrupt you in the middle of your muesli.
It's 7pm. Regardless of where you shop, what sort of heathen has muesli for dinner?
To be honest, I find sneering at Waitrose shoppers as sad as people who sneer at people who drive sports cars.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage jebus, you and @nta both on the rag this week.
If I was I’d be using waitrose sanitary products so I’d barely even notice and still be able to go swimming, horse riding ....
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
You shop at Waitrose don't ya?
God, that's another thing which gets on my goat - bloody Waitrose shoppers who think shopping there enhances their social status.
"Oh Tristan found some Fig & Guava Focaccia there last week. He likes to feed to the ducks".
Fluffybunnies
Lmaaao!
They do have lovely stuff though! Mmmm.
Mrs Meldrew & I actually heard a woman say this in the Saltash Waitrose a year or two back.
"Giles, Do we have enough organic muesli on the yacht.....?"
Man that made me laugh. People who make comments like that are usually "fur coat and no knickers" as my wife would say.
So more this:
Than this:
To stay on topic - people who call boats without sails yachts. Yes it has changed over time but it is still wrong.
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
It's 7pm. Regardless of where you shop, what sort of heathen has muesli for dinner?
Sports car owners.
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage jebus, you and @nta both on the rag this week.
If I was I’d be using waitrose sanitary products so I’d barely even notice and still be able to go swimming, horse riding ....
Jeez. Don't get me started on all those cringeworthy sanitary protection ads and how "happy" you will be.
And why the fuck do they use blue water?
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage jebus, you and @nta both on the rag this week.
If I was I’d be using waitrose sanitary products so I’d barely even notice and still be able to go swimming, horse riding ....
Do ahhh...do you offer subscriptions?
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@Machpants That's hilarious. I worked with a few of them. A couple of Aussies and some yanks. The RAF were mostly O.K even the Red Arrows guys (who ocassionaly did the hand thing).
My standard line when asked what I did was aluminium tubing transport.
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@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy There really is no point in using flying jet fighters as a chat up line, no one ever believes you! Dolphin trainer, Canadian hydro engineers, lighthouse painters (I do the red, my buddy does the white) much more consistent results
Close to 100% I’d guess. Shame really.